Derek: "The other day, I was thinking about volunteering to help teach underprivileged children to learn how to read. And just thinking aboout it was the most rewarding experience I've ever had."
Maury Ballstein: "Derek, I don't think you're cut out for that kind of thing."
Derek: "I mean, maybe I could even have my own instiute. We could call it the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."