Mugatu: "Hey there, Derek. My name is little Kleatus. I'm just a regular kid who wants you to know the real truth about child labor laws. Okay?"
Mugatu: "They're silly and outdated. In the good old days kids as young as five could work s they pleased from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hooray! But today, the age-old right of children to work is under attack. From the philippines to Bangladesh, in China and India and South America too. Boo-Hoo. But you can help these children, Derek... by killing the prime minister of Malaysia. He is bad."