Derek: "The special features are like a ticket to a really cool after party where the movie is like the pre-party and your tv is like the bouncer and the little remote control is like the little guy who is saying 'Let me in. Let me in. I'm on the list.' But he isn't on the list. But he's trying to get in because he thinks he's cool, but in fact if you're really cool, you don't even have to be on the list because you're that cool. So when you go to special features, it's like, 'Hey step aside, Bro. I know Derek Zoolander. So let me in.' Cool?"