Matilda Jeffries (Christine Taylor): "So when did you know you wanted to be a model?"
Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller): "Hmm. I guess it would have to be the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking. Maybe you could do that for a career.'"
Matilda: "Do what?"
Derek: "Be professionally good looking."