Derek: "Without much further ado, I give you the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Reed Good."
Mugatu: "What is this? A center for ants?"
Mugatu: "How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if the can't even fit inside the building?"
Derek: "Derek, It's just a small--"
Mugatu: "I don't want to hear your excuses! The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this."