Joey: "Look, Bobbie, I got a real problem and I need your help. I took an understudy role in this play..."
Bobbie: "Oh no, I hate plays!"
Joey: "No, that's not the problem."
Bobbie: "Oh, it get's worse?"
Joey: "I signed up to understudy in three different plays and they all want me to go on tonight."
Bobbie: "What? Oh, why can't you just have a coke problem like everyone else?"
Joey: "I'll give that some thought."