Joey: "Anyway, I just, uh, I just wanna leave you with that little story before I go out tonight and acto one out of the park."
Tim (Mitch Silpa): "Wait, why are you telling me this? Are you threatening me?"
Joey: "If I was, would it work?"
Tim: "Is this some kind of All About Eve situation?"
Joey: "If it was, would it work?"
Tim: "You know, maybe I am starting to feel a little better."
Tim: "Yeah, I think I can go on tonight."
Joey: "Well, hey, if that's what you want, Tim, I'm not gonna be the one to stop you. If only I hadn't stpped by."
Tim: "You know, coming in here and trying to talk me into going on you may be the worst understudy ever."
Joey: "You have no idea."