Dante: "Phone's for you. I think it's the devil."
Jeff: "Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work."
Alex: "I quit there bleepin' months ago, man."
Jeff: "How baked are you right now?"
Alex: "Who is this? (Laughing) Is this Marv Albert?"
Jeff: "God, you're torched. Um, okay, look. There is an emergency. J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head."
Alex: "My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there."