Jackie Moon: "This guy is single and disease-free, no V.D. at all, but you could be the lucky girl to give it to him! Six foot five! Twiggy Munson!"
Lou Redwood: "Of course he's disease-free. What chick wants to be with a guy that's hung like a twig?"
Dick Pepperfield: "Well, that's not true. I've heard a lot of women say that they actually prefer a small penis."
Lou Redwood: "Show me one gal who says that and I'll show you a liar."
Dick Pepperfield: "I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield later on tonight."