Jackie Moon: "This guy is single and disease-free, no V.D. at all, but you could be the lucky girl to give it to him! Six foot five! Twiggy Munson!"
Lou Redwood: "Of course he's disease-free. What chick wants to be with a guy that's hung like a twig?"
Dick Pepperfield: "Well, that's not true. I've heard a lot of women say that they actually prefer a small penis."
Lou Redwood: "Show me one gal who says that and I'll show you a liar."
Dick Pepperfield: "I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield later on tonight."
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)