Borat: "Do not fear me, gypsy. All I want from you is your tears. Pleas give them to me, or I will take them."
Woman at Yardsale: "I'm not a gypsy. I'm a midwestern farmer's daughter. Americana."
Borat: "You have many treasures. Who did you rob for this?"
Woman at Yardsale: "We didn't rob 'em. They all came from inside the house."
Borat: "I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood? I will look on them."
Woman at Yardsale: "Please, do."
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Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)