Derek: "Look, I'm not great at this Hallmark stuff but, uh, Brennan, when I look at you now, I don't wanna kick you in the head quite as much."
Brennan: "Thanks, man."
Nancy: "That was beautiful."
Robert: "That was nice."
Derek: "Yeah. What do we do now?"
Brennan: "We could hug."
Derek: "Yeah, you'd like that, faggot! Sorry, I'm--"
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Step Brothers: hallmark.mp3 (199 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)