Jackie Moon: "On Saturday, we're gonna be playing for the Flint, Michigan Megabowl. White Pants?"
White Pants (Brian Huskey): "Yeah, I don't know if I understand what you mean by Megabowl?"
Jackie Moon: "It's a Megabowl. What's not to understand? This is history in the making. You're gonna wanna tell your grandkids and their grandkids and their grandkids. And when they look back in the annals of history, they're gonna be talking about three things: discovery of fire, invention of the submarine and the Flint, Michigan Megabowl."
White Pants: "Right, but still the game doesn't count."
Jackie Moon: "The trophy's 12 feet high! And it's glorious! I've seen it. Oh yeah, and when we win the game, that big gun's gonna shoot off."
Turtleneck (Ed Helms): "The cannon doesn't actually fire. It's a relic."
Jackie Moon: "We're gonna win the Megabowl. Saturday! Eight o'clock! Flint, Michigan Megabowl! Flint, Michigan Megabowl! Flint, Michigan Megabowl!"
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