Steve: "In high school, I wanted to be an actor, but, uh, that didn't turn out so hot."
Rudy: "So you went to Hollywood?"
Thomas: "He went to Broadway. Right, Steve?"
Steve: "Actually, I didn't get around to that either."
Glen: "Summer stock."
Steve: "No. Everyone told me I wasn't going to make it anyway though."
Glen: "People tell us all the time what we won't what we won't ever do. Won't ever read. Won't ever have a job. Won't ever learn to tie my own shoes. Won't ever have a girlfriend. Why, I've done all of those things."
Mark: "But you can't tie your own shoes."
Winston: "And you never had a girlfriend."
Glen: "That's right."