Nacho: "Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."
Chancho (Darius Rose): "So you've never wrestled?"
Nacho: "Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy. Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It's fantastic."
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