Brenda MacGuff: "What is your job title exactly?"
Ultrasound Technician (Kaaren de Zilva): "I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am."
Brenda MacGuff: "Well, I'm a nail technician, and I think we both should stick to what we know."
Ultrasound Technician: "Excuse me?"
Brenda MacGuff: "Oh, you think you're so special 'cause you get to play picture pages up there? My five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Manteno and learn a real trade?"
Juno: "Bren, you's a dick! I love it!"