Borat: "Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother, Bilo, and say 'You will never get this. You will never get this. La-la-la-la-la.' He, uh, behind his cage, crazy, crazy. Everybody laugh. She go, 'You never get this.' Uh, but one time he break cage and he get this. And then we laugh. High five."
Pat Haggerty: "Now, um-- Um, no, that would not be funny in America, okay?"
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