Coach: "And if you're at all interested in self-preservation, you take off your shoes before you set foot on the Berber."
Chazz: "Why would we step in baby food?"
Jimmy: "He's talking about the carpet. Berber?"
Chazz: "What are you, the rug doctor?"
Jimmy: "Maybe I am."
Chazz: "I'm the rug master."
Jimmy: "What does that even mean?"
Coach: "Just shut up and take off your damn shoes."