Molly: "I didn't realize you were such an outdoorsman, Carl. Asian Assult?"
Carl: "Molly, let me explain. That one was in the wrong section of the video store."
Molly: "Oh, you're gonna lie to my face."
Carl: "I thought it was a kung fu movie with Bruce Lee."
Molly: "Really? Okay, Pacific Rim Job?"
Carl: "...no idea. Alright, well, that one I kind of knew about."
Molly: "Oh, Beijing Bang Bang? Carl! Is this what our marriage has come to? Lies and all these Chinese fetish videos? I'm just curious."
Carl: "Alright, I admit, Molly, that I was into Asian porn for a little while. But it was just a phase."