Monix: "We are runnin' this until we puke."
Bee Bee Ellis: "Well, basically, we have."
Jackie Moon: "Yeah, I'm pretty beat, Coach."
Monix: "'Until we puke' is not a figure of speach. We are literally going to puke."
Jackie Moon: "What does he mean by 'Literally'? (All the other players puke) I wish you were still a washing machine!"
Monix: "Get up and run, Coach! You're gonna puke like everybody else!"
Jackie Moon: "I can't puke, Monix! I've never puked in my life, ever!"
Monix: "You're lying to me."
Jackie Moon: "I've been sick before, I've just never puked. Swear on my mother's grave."
Monix: "What about when you were a baby? Babies throw up all the time."
Jackie Moon: "My mom said I never did it. I swear. She said I was fascinating. In fact, the local PBS wanted to do a documentary on me."
Monix: "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"
Jackie Moon: "No, what's the jejunum?"
Monix: "It's part of the small intestine."
Jackie Moon: "I don't think so. I mean, I've been punched in the armpit before, and in the wrist twice. Coccyx, and in the back of the knee. Both eyes, and I've been punched right in my-- my tracheal-- (Monix punches him and the puke starts to bubble up and Jackie makes all sorts of noises and heaves)"
Monix: "Let that out. Go ahead, Jackie. Just let it go. Hey, hey, hey. Get ahold of yourself, Jackie! (Jackie Grabs him) Let go! Hold it in, Jackie. Hold it in! Get off me, bleepdamnit! (Jackie falls on top of him) Jackie! (Jackie pukes on him and Monix screams in terror)"