Larry: "Everything in this museum comes to life at night."
Larry: "Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you. You know that tablet, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah?"
Larry: "It actually brings things to life. It's like some ancient spell. Since the '50s when it came here, every night everything's been coming to life. I know this because Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. I mean, the monkey, Dexter? Right? The cute little-- What is he? Like a- a--"
Larry: "A capuchin, right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit me nose. And Sacajawea is in her case alive every night, just listening to Lewis and Clark argue. So if you really want to get inside her head... I can hook that up."
Rebecca: "That's cool."
Larry: "Yeah, it's cool. It's freakin' awesome!"