Guru Pitka: "Well, it's hard to believe a girl like you can't find a man."
Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba): "What's that mean, 'a girl like me'?"
Guru Pitka: "Well, come on, I don't have words for it. You know, a nice girl, intelligent, bedroom eyes, pouty lips, great rack, tight bell-shaped ass, thicker than a Snicker... say."