ID Processing Computer: "Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card. Document number G24L8."
Joe: "Well, I'm not sure if--"
ID Processing Computer: "You have entered the name 'Not Sure'. Is this correct, Not sure?"
Joe: "No, it is not correct."
ID Processing Computer: "Thank you. 'Not' is correct. Is 'Sure' correct? No, it's not. My name is Joe--"
Joe: "You've already confirmed your first name is 'Not'."
ID Processing Computer: "Please confirm your last name, 'Sure'."
Joe: "My n-- My last name is not sure. No."
ID Processing Computer: "Thank you. Not Sure."
Joe: "What I mean is my name is Joe Ba--"
ID Processing Computer: "Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm."
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Idiocracy: notsure.m4r (1113 K)
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