Doctor - with Trashy Guy (Mitch Baker): "Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake into a swiming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon should regain full reproductive function."
Clevon: "Get your hands off my junk!"