Hamm Car (John Ratzenberger): "Hey, I hate to break up the read rally, guys, but they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!"
Mack: "Oh, man! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!"
Mike Car (Billy Crystal): "We're banished, genius! Stuck here in this wasteland without chains!"
Sullivan Truck (John Goodman): "But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble! She needs our help!"
Mike Car: "You're still not listening!"
Abominable Snow Plow (John Ratzenberger): "Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?"
Mack: "Oh, that Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian!"
Flik Car (Dave Foley): "Just get in there. Go! Go, go, go! Circus cars? How can you be circus cars?"
P.T. Flea Car (John Ratzenberger): "These are the lousiest circus cars in the world and they're gonna make me rich!"
Mack: "Wait a minute, here. They're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of a cut-rate production is this?"