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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
stealbeer.wav(slurp) Aah..."(101K) stealbeer.mp3(slurp) Aah..."(101K)
Moe: "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone..."
Barney: "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Gasp! Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!"
morebeer.wav(154K) morebeer.mp3(154K)
Barney: "Hi Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left."
Barney: "Yeah, yeah, our party's right."
Barney: "Yeah, let's drink some more beer."
Barney: "Yeah, how about some beer?"
Barney: "Yeah, Barney's right..."
slob.wav(belches loudly)"(88K) slob.mp3(belches loudly)"(88K)
Barney: "I used to be a fat, disgusting slob.""
dancin.wav(68K) dancin.mp3(68K)
Homer sings: "You make me feel like dancing..."
Barney sings: "I wanna dance the night away..."
stinky.wav(sniffs) Whoa, it's me!"(73K) stinky.mp3(sniffs) Whoa, it's me!"(73K)
Barney: "Whoa! Someone smells stinky!"
joinparty.wav(belch)"(34K) joinparty.mp3(belch)"(34K)
Barney: "Hi! Join the party!"
bnylight.wav(37K) bnylight.mp3(37K)
Barney: "Argh! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!"
giantbrr.wav(37K) giantbrr.mp3(37K)
Chief Wiggums: "Think you can get this car home?"
Barney: "Sure thing, giant beer!"
excellent.wav(18K) excellent.mp3(18K)
Burns: "Excellent!"
brnyclas.wav(19K) brnyclas.mp3(19K)
Barney: "Man, that's classic compulsive behavior..."