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314_abolished.wav(56K) 314_abolished.mp3(56K)

: "The North still won the cival war, that means slavery is abolished."

314_anima...wav(34K) 314_anima...mp3(34K)

: "Yeah, can I get some of those animal cookies?"

314_beard.wav(55K) 314_beard.mp3(55K)

: "Yeah, and now you can take that stupid beard off!  *Rip* AHH...."

314_betyoucant.wav(33K) 314_betyoucant.mp3(33K)

: "I bet you can't.   What, is that a challenge?"

314_bitches.wav(11K) 314_bitches.mp3(11K)

: "Yeah, why do we have to be their bitches every year?"

314_bizarre.wav(10K) 314_bizarre.mp3(10K)

: "This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen."

314_blankshurt.wav(19K) 314_blankshurt.mp3(19K)

: "Well I'm joining them, those blanks hurt!"

314_bribery.wav(34K) 314_bribery.mp3(34K)

: "The boys bribe Butters."

314_butters.wav(48K) 314_butters.mp3(48K)

: "Confederate messenger Butters reporting, sir."

314_checkmate.wav(24K) 314_checkmate.mp3(24K)

: "Checkmate Cartman, pretty soon you're going to be our slave."

314_coldmorning.wav(78K) 314_coldmorning.mp3(78K)

: "It was a cold morning in 1862..."

314_confusion.wav(23K) 314_confusion.mp3(23K)

: "Alrighty everyone, we're going to do the entire reenactment again because of some confusion over the bell."

314_cooltune.wav(47K) 314_cooltune.mp3(47K)

: "The marching music."

314_damnit.wav(23K) 314_damnit.mp3(23K)

: "Well Cartman, the South lost, that means you'r our slave for a month."

314_dearguys.wav(115K) 314_dearguys.mp3(115K)

: "Cartman's letter from Topeka."

314_dearmrpres.wav(63K) 314_dearmrpres.mp3(63K)

: "Cartman's letter to the President."

314_dipBLEEP.wav(46K) 314_dipBLEEP.mp3(46K)

: "The bet was that the South doesn't win the war and the South still didn't win the war dipbleep."

314_donttouchme.wav(21K) 314_donttouchme.mp3(21K)

: "Don't touch me."

314_entirestate.wav(27K) 314_entirestate.mp3(27K)

: "Wow, look at that, the entire state of South Carolina showed up."

314_farcastle.wav(59K) 314_farcastle.mp3(59K)

: "This is a reenactment Kyle, my name is private John Farcastle."

314_feces.wav(15K) 314_feces.mp3(15K)

: "...and was forced to live off her own feces for several days."

314_finallyover.wav(32K) 314_finallyover.mp3(32K)

: "Lincoln and Davis signed a treaty general, the war is over."

314_flutesaregay.wav(19K) 314_flutesaregay.mp3(19K)

: "No way, flutes are totally gay!"

314_forttotake.wav(33K) 314_forttotake.mp3(33K)

: "Gentleman, I hate to break up the party, but I believe we have a fort to take."

314_gentlemen.wav(99K) 314_gentlemen.mp3(99K)

: "Gentleman, we can win this battle..."

314_glori...wav(43K) 314_glori...mp3(43K)

: "This year i've decided to fight for the glorious South."

314_godbless.wav(34K) 314_godbless.mp3(34K)

: "God bless those men, and God bless the conferatah."

314_goinghome.wav(28K) 314_goinghome.mp3(28K)

: "We can't go home, we've got to take Fort Sumpter!"

314_gonnabesick.wav(21K) 314_gonnabesick.mp3(21K)

: "Give me some more S'more Schnapps, I've going to be sick!"

314_goodr...wav(44K) 314_goodr...mp3(44K)

: "For a good reenactment, we've got to pretend down to the last detail that we're really in the Civil War."

314_grabass.wav(56K) 314_grabass.mp3(56K)

: "Hey guys, lets all play a game of grab ass!"

314_handstied.wav(40K) 314_handstied.mp3(40K)

: "Its just the Southern states, who needs them?"

314_hateyouguys.wav(22K) 314_hateyouguys.mp3(22K)

: "I hate you guys so much, so very very much."

314_heygo...wav(37K) 314_heygo...mp3(37K)

: "Hey government, you can't ignore our anguished cries anymoree!"

314_history.wav(33K) 314_history.mp3(33K)

: "Damnit Billy, this isn't about you having to be slaves, this is about history!"

314_histo...wav(104K) 314_histo...mp3(104K)

: "The Fort Sumpter tour guide explains its history."

314_howmuch.wav(28K) 314_howmuch.mp3(28K)

: "Nut-ah, the South is going to win!"

314_hurl.wav(9K) 314_hurl.mp3(9K)

: "*puke*"

314_ibetwecould.wav(55K) 314_ibetwecould.mp3(55K)

: "You know what, I bet we could take Topeka right now and prove 'em all wrong!"

314_justdid.wav(20K) 314_justdid.mp3(20K)

: "You can't just come to a Civil War reenactment dressed up like General Lee, fatass!"

314_justdrunk.wav(37K) 314_justdrunk.mp3(37K)

: "They're just drunk Cartman, as soon as they sober up they'll stop."

314_keepbeat.wav(19K) 314_keepbeat.mp3(19K)

: "You're not supposed to rock, you're just supposed to keep the beat."

314_kennyletter.wav(112K) 314_kennyletter.mp3(112K)

: "Cartman's letter to Mrs. McCormick."

314_killedkenny.wav(87K) 314_killedkenny.mp3(87K)

: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!  You bastards!  Hey!"

314_learn...wav(52K) 314_learn...mp3(52K)

: " I think you learned something today..."

314_liquorstore.wav(49K) 314_liquorstore.mp3(49K)

: "Alright Yank, tell us where you keep your Yaegerman's S'more Flavored Schnapps!"

314_madeitup.wav(50K) 314_madeitup.mp3(50K)

: "Good thing you have that videotape of him and Marisa Tomei.  I don't, I made it up."

314_marvinmarsh.wav(58K) 314_marvinmarsh.mp3(58K)

: "Whoa dude, your grandpa still isn't dead?"

314_millionman.wav(14K) 314_millionman.mp3(14K)

: "its just like the million man march except that there actually are a million people."

314_mockus.wav(33K) 314_mockus.mp3(33K)

: "They mock us in Kansas soilder."

314_myhead.wav(51K) 314_myhead.mp3(51K)

: "MOh,m oh my head"

314_nationalnews.wav(79K) 314_nationalnews.mp3(79K)

: "A frightening radical group from Colorado is making its way across the Southern states of America."

314_oneli...wav(41K) 314_oneli...mp3(41K)

: "C'mon guys, just one little drink."

314_pickers.wav(19K) 314_pickers.mp3(19K)

: "We've got to make these little peckers stop before they get themselves killed."

314_piehole.wav(35K) 314_piehole.mp3(35K)

: "You can't just hit a drum you have to beat the bleep outta it!"

314_pillaging.wav(26K) 314_pillaging.mp3(26K)

: "Not now Stan, I'm pillaging!"

314_plunder.wav(16K) 314_plunder.mp3(16K)

: "Come Kenny, come fight for us and I'll make sure you gets lots of plunder and womens."

314_propertay.wav(16K) 314_propertay.mp3(16K)

: "Soon you will be my propertah!"

314_rad.wav(24K) 314_rad.mp3(24K)

: "Its gonna be rad having Cartman be our slave."

314_ready1.wav(59K) 314_ready1.mp3(59K)

: "Cartman what the hell are you doing?  I'm playing the drum."

314_restart.wav(53K) 314_restart.mp3(53K)

: "Alright folks, sorry for the false start, we're ready to go again."

314_rumble.wav(36K) 314_rumble.mp3(36K)

: "What's that noise officer?"

314_screwyouguys.wav(40K) 314_screwyouguys.mp3(40K)

: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

314_sgtlarson.wav(37K) 314_sgtlarson.mp3(37K)

: "They're not terrorists, they're just a bunch of drunk Wankers from Colorado."

314_shotned.wav(23K) 314_shotned.mp3(23K)

: "I shot you Ned, you have to fall down."

314_sickofit.wav(83K) 314_sickofit.mp3(83K)

: "And I say its high time we kicked some ass, who's with me?"

314_sonso...wav(69K) 314_sonso...mp3(69K)

: "We'll get you son of a bitches!"

314_sponsor.wav(58K) 314_sponsor.mp3(58K)

: "This year's alcohol sponser is Yaegerman's S'more Flavored Schnapps."

314_startover.wav(38K) 314_startover.mp3(38K)

: "bleepdamnit, now we have to start over."

314_suckmyass.wav(18K) 314_suckmyass.mp3(18K)

: "Suck my ass!"

314_sucksomuch.wav(31K) 314_sucksomuch.mp3(31K)

: "That would suck so much ass."

314_super...wav(25K) 314_super...mp3(25K)

: "He's reinacting Jefferson Davis, you can't talk that way to a superior officer."

314_surrendering.wav(65K) 314_surrendering.mp3(65K)

: "Men, I want you all to know as the President of the Confederacy I am hereby surrendering."

314_suzette.wav(46K) 314_suzette.mp3(46K)

: "I am Suzette, the S'more Schnapps girl!"

314_takethefort.wav(40K) 314_takethefort.mp3(40K)

: "Take the fort!"

314_taketopka.wav(52K) 314_taketopka.mp3(52K)

: "Perhaps we should take Topeka."

314_takingtopeka.wav(104K) 314_takingtopeka.mp3(104K)

: "The Confederates take Topeka."

314_thanksdick.wav(13K) 314_thanksdick.mp3(13K)

: "Thanks alot, Bill Clinton.  Yeah, thanks dick."

314_thatsit.wav(29K) 314_thatsit.mp3(29K)

: "Well, I think we got what we wanted!"

314_thebattle.wav(172K) 314_thebattle.mp3(172K)

: "The first reenactment."

314_thebet.wav(56K) 314_thebet.mp3(56K)

: "C'mon Cartman, how much you want to bet the South doesn't win?"

314_timetomarch.wav(25K) 314_timetomarch.mp3(25K)

: "It is time to march to Washington, D.C."

314_topekatune.wav(48K) 314_topekatune.mp3(48K)

: "The Topeka intro music."

314_tried...wav(39K) 314_tried...mp3(39K)

: "Wait a minute, they're are still doing a reenactement..."

314_tryagain.wav(64K) 314_tryagain.mp3(64K)

: "Alright, alright, lets just try again."

314_tryingtohelp.wav(41K) 314_tryingtohelp.mp3(41K)

: "Why, why should they get the bell?"

314_turnout.wav(37K) 314_turnout.mp3(37K)

: "There are over 200 folks from all over the state that have come to see the reenactment."

314_whatsthatguy.wav(20K) 314_whatsthatguy.mp3(20K)

: "Hey, what's that guy doing?"

314_whereto.wav(48K) 314_whereto.mp3(48K)

: "Where to next, General?"

314_wierder.wav(42K) 314_wierder.mp3(42K)

: "Boy, this just keeps getting weirder doesn't it?"

314_yeehaw.wav(20K) 314_yeehaw.mp3(20K)

: "Long live the Confederacy.  Yeehaw!"

314_youlose.wav(30K) 314_youlose.mp3(30K)

: "Haha, you lose, fatass!"

314_yousee.wav(24K) 314_yousee.mp3(24K)

: "We take the S'more Schnapps and by tommorow they all want to go home."