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: "The intro with the alien ship..."

Stan: "Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month, be nice!"

Cartman: "You guys are hellastupid.  If I had money I wouldn't give it to you bleepholes."

Stan: "Look, he's going to kill me mom!"

Officer Barbrady: "Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!"

Cartman: "Yeah, right, you guys can go kiss my black ass!"

Cartman: "Alright, all you have to do is send this bozo through and this whole mess will be over with."

Cartman: "You guys are my best friends, through thick and thin..."

Stan: "Spookyfish moves closer to Stan as he lies in bed."

Stan: "Yeah, me too.  But she only visits your mom for 5 days or so..."

Officer Barbrady: "No... just leave me with my dignity... ok people, move along, nothing to see here."

Cartman: "That's right I did.   You guys are hellastupid, you guys are hellalame.  You guys are helladumb.. hella..."

Kyle: "He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test."

: "...oh, hell no!  First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and buried them upside down."

Chef: "Don't you see children, this Cartman is from an evil parallel universe where everything exists as opposites."

Cartman: "Oh, I got a better idea, why don't you go bleep yourselves."

Stan: "Could you fill me in on the dead bodies and captive policeman stuff real quick?"

Stan: "Stan doesn't like his new fish..."

Stan: "It's ok.  I've got such a good boy... momma's little angel.   Don't worry Stanley, mommy's going to hide the bodies."

Chef: "Today I've got Spoooky Speghetti and Freeeeaky French Fries..."

Cartman: "God, I hate you Kenny.   I've got to get another knife, this one is helladull."

Cartman: "How's Kenny going to get one?  He's hellapoor!"

Cartman: "He's hellalying."

Cartman: "Who's we?  Do you have a turd in your pocket?  I'm going home, I'm hellahungry!"

Stan: "Thank you Aunt Flo!"

Cartman: "It's about friggin time you show up.  You don't want me, you want that imposter Cartman."

Cartman: "...In my world, you're a skinny white insurance salesman."

Stan: "What is it?  My baby's killed again!!"

Cartman: "Who's my kitty, who's my mister kitty, my fluffy old pal?  Yeah, that's it, that's my mister kitty!"

Cartman: "You guys!  You're so funny.  No matter how I'm feeling I can always count on you guys to lighten me up!"

Stan: "Wow!  Really?  Hey, I love Aunt Flo!"

Kyle: "Nice costume!  Who are you supposed to be?  Luke Perry?"

Stan: "...and if that mockingbird don't sing, momma's going to bury it in the backyard."

Stan: "Why'd you take his pants off... Sh-sharon?  Why'd you take his pants off?"

Cartman: "Check her out guys, you don't even have to put a quarter in her!  Whoa, this is hellacool!"

Stan: "Sharon?  There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement..."

Kenny: "Kenny?  Wasn't that your fat racist foul mouthed friend Eric Cartman?"

Officer Barbrady: "Ok, Mrs Marsh, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you a few questions."

: "What's wrong, oh, lemme guess, it killed a bunch of people, right?"

Stan: "...run from him boys... run and don't stop!"

Cartman: "Oh, this movie is hellascary!"

Cartman: "Hey!  You backstabbing sellout!"

Kenny: "Kenny... share that blanket with your brother."

: "...all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand."

Stan: "Spookyfish seems to have disappeared on Stan..."

Cartman: "It's all you could afford?  Who the ever heard of a Squash-O-Lantern.  That's hellastupid."

: "A 'Superfriends' type of scene transition."

Phillip: "That fart was absolutely ghoulish, Terrance... bahaha!"

Cartman: "Who did you expect?   Maury Povich?  God, you're hellalame."

Stan: "Up yours evil friend!"

Stan: "Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch."

Cartman: "...its not our fault you disrespected the bodies of this land's native people, but by golly, you're going to take this fish back."

Mayor McDaniels: "And the winner is ...Squash-O-Lantern, by Stan Marsh, Kyle Broslofski, and the Evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe!"