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Kyle: "Cartman, hello?  Hello!  Dude, I think we broke him!"

Stan: "Sorry Officer ButtBaby."

: "Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts?"

: "So, the Chamber of Farts has another victim, eh?"

Jimbo: "I hope so Mayor, I hope so.  God I need a cold beer and a burger."

Cartman: "Come on you guys, it will be sweeeet!"

: "Hmmm, a cow cult."

Cow: "Mooooo!"

Jimbo: "They're killing themselves!  Stop!  Please?  Can't we do anything?  Oh, god, the humanity."

: "I know one thing, when cows get together, it can't be good, they might start formin' a cult."

Kyle: "You dirty son of a bitch, you never told us..."

Jimbo: "Ok, that's enough of that.   You cows need to disperse!"

Kyle: "Well Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the Line Ride sucked donkey balls."

Cartman: "Well, I dreamt I was a poor Vietamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull...."

Cartman: "What makes you think that Cartman is getting on a bull?"

: "You will all now march in an orderly fashion into this trailer... move!"

Cartman: "Damnit Kenny, don't be such a food stamp hog!  Share it with the rest of your friends!"

Stan: "What are you gonna do?""
Kyle: ""Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball..."

Cartman: "You guys, seriously, my back.  Seriously... help.  Screw you guys... hate you guys!"

: "Apparently he thinks he's a Vietamese prostitute named Ming Lee."

Stan: "Oh yeah dude, lets get his ass to the rodeo."

Kyle: "The balls are bigger then Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!"

Cartman: "Ming Lee has a mouth just like Cartman..."

Kyle: "Dude, that kicks ass!"

Kenny: "Oh my God, they killed Cartman!"

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"

Cartman: "I only have three dollars left, bleephole!"

: "By Ming Lee, thanks again!"

: "This was the Line Ride, a real life simulator of a long line."

Cow: "The memorial moos as it is revealed to the crowd."

Cartman: ":Ming Lee" offers some of her wares..."

: "Ok kid, you won.  You get to choose between the barbie pocket mirror or the Bon Jovi toothpick."

Cow: "(Ding) Moo!"

Cow: "(Ding) Moo!  Moo!"
Cow: "Moo?"

Ned: "Hi-yah!  Git along little doggies!  Bad cows!  Stay!   Stay!"

Kyle: "... That wasn't quite 10 seconds."

Cartman: "...ok, I'll get on the bull."

: "Would you like to buy a photo of you boys enjoying the Line Ride?"

Cartman: "Kyle, will you relax, you little pink eye, we have plenty of money!"

: "(Arrrgh SPLAT!) Oh!  That's gonna cost him a point reduction."

: "What is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis to the scrotum?"

Jimbo: "I don't have to remind you that last year 3 people died at last years running of the cows..."

Jimbo: "Hell, I have to run home and get my broom!"

Kyle: "I'm declaring shenanigans on you!  This game is rigged!"

Cartman: "Soldierboy?  Me so horny.  Me so horny.  Me love you long time."

Kyle: "Sir, would you take food stamps for 3 balls?"

Cartman: "Yea, but I didn't take into account that I suck at math!"

Officer Barbrady: "Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison!"