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Episode 209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls price at: amazon

All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

209_ahhh.wav(Ohhhh!)"(38K) 209_ahhh.mp3(Ohhhh!)"(38K) 209_ahhh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ladies and gentlemen, TV's Fred Savage! "

209_balls...wav(61K) 209_balls...mp3(61K) 209_balls...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Here, I'll give him one of my salty balls to take with him to poo heaven."

209_behold.wav(47K) 209_behold.mp3(47K) 209_behold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Behold, Mr. Hanky!"
Mr. Hanky: "Howdy ho!"

209_bestballs.wav(61K) 209_bestballs.mp3(61K) 209_bestballs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef!"

209_bestfriend.wav(13K) 209_bestfriend.mp3(13K) 209_bestfriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "You were my best friend, after Stan."

209_bitch.wav(94K) 209_bitch.mp3(94K) 209_bitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!"

209_chefsong.wav(125K) 209_chefsong.mp3(125K) 209_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Put them in your mouth and suck 'em and such 'em!"

209_closer.wav(77K) 209_closer.mp3(77K) 209_closer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "Kyle, come closer... closer... CLOSER!"

209_closetheme.wav(61K) 209_closetheme.mp3(61K) 209_closetheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The closing version of Chef's song."

209_commercial.wav(70K) 209_commercial.mp3(70K) 209_commercial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Wife got you down?  Boss making you angry?  Kids yelling at you?  Well, fudge 'em!"

209_compelling.wav(24K) 209_compelling.mp3(24K) 209_compelling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's great kid, a dried out lump of bleep, very compelling!"

209_confe...wav(76K) 209_confe...mp3(76K) 209_confe...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "I want you to check out my new confectionaries... I think they're going to sell right through the roof!"

209_coulditbe.wav(111K) 209_coulditbe.mp3(111K) 209_coulditbe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Could it be?  Mr. Hanky?  Mr.  Hanky, is that you?   Hello?"

209_damnright.wav(31K) 209_damnright.mp3(31K) 209_damnright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "You're damn right!"

209_deathofhim.wav(38K) 209_deathofhim.mp3(38K) 209_deathofhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "She'll be the death of him, Kyle... Mark my words, she'll be the death of him."

209_dontw...wav(49K) 209_dontw...mp3(49K) 209_dontw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "It had a bunch of gay coybows eating pudding, huh?"

209_ecosystem.wav(28K) 209_ecosystem.mp3(28K) 209_ecosystem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "The sewer is a fragile ecosystem."

209_egosystem.wav(35K) 209_egosystem.mp3(35K) 209_egosystem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Now he's getting sick because his ego..system is all out of wack because of all of the poo in the sewer."

209_enoughofyou.wav(51K) 209_enoughofyou.mp3(51K) 209_enoughofyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I've had enough of you!  (SPLAT)"

209_excitingnews.wav(79K) 209_excitingnews.mp3(79K) 209_excitingnews.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Ok children, I have some very exciting news for you.  Why don't you tell them Mr. Twig?"

209_fatass.wav(52K) 209_fatass.mp3(52K) 209_fatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Well you show me one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding."

209_festival.wav(50K) 209_festival.mp3(50K) 209_festival.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "There's not enough room in South Park to accommodate a festival."

209_foundpenny.wav(55K) 209_foundpenny.mp3(55K) 209_foundpenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my god, I found a penny.  You bastard!"

209_fredsavage.wav(Laughter)"(39K) 209_fredsavage.mp3(Laughter)"(39K) 209_fredsavage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Fred Savage! "

209_fudgeems.wav(56K) 209_fudgeems.mp3(56K) 209_fudgeems.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "They're little cookies with fudge in the middle, and I call them 'Fudge Ems'!"

209_fudgemomma.wav(60K) 209_fudgemomma.mp3(60K) 209_fudgemomma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Get them while they're hot.  My own new cookies, 'I Just Went And Fudged Your Momma'!"

209_fudgethis.wav(25K) 209_fudgethis.mp3(25K) 209_fudgethis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "And I also have my double chocolate cookie, 'Fudge This'!"

209_gaymovie.wav(234K) 209_gaymovie.mp3(234K) 209_gaymovie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, why don't we just explore our sexuality?"

209_goddess.wav(242K) 209_goddess.mp3(242K) 209_goddess.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who are you to judge my womenly soul?"

209_goonies.wav(68K) 209_goonies.mp3(68K) 209_goonies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ok, that does it.   Screw you guys, I'm home!"

209_hangingout.wav(59K) 209_hangingout.mp3(59K) 209_hangingout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Oh, I was just, er, uh... hanging out."

209_hankysong.wav(132K) 209_hankysong.mp3(132K) 209_hankysong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The 'Frosty-esque' Mr. Hanky song."

209_havet...wav(93K) 209_havet...mp3(93K) 209_havet...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If we can't live in quiet, peaceful mountain towns, then nobody will, hahahaha!"

209_hereforyou.wav(40K) 209_hereforyou.mp3(40K) 209_hereforyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Are you going to be ok dude?  I'm here for you!"

209_hesdead.wav(43K) 209_hesdead.mp3(43K) 209_hesdead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "He's dead!  Mr. Hanky's dead!"

209_himrhanky.wav(22K) 209_himrhanky.mp3(22K) 209_himrhanky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hi Mr. Hanky, nice to see you."

209_hollywood.wav(41K) 209_hollywood.mp3(41K) 209_hollywood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I give you Hollywood in South Park, hahahaha!"

209_howdyho.wav(41K) 209_howdyho.mp3(41K) 209_howdyho.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "Howwwwwdy ho!"

209_imax.wav(61K) 209_imax.mp3(61K) 209_imax.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "They should project the movie on Cartman's ass!"

209_indep...wav(95K) 209_indep...mp3(95K) 209_indep...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Independent films are those black and white hippy movies.  They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."

209_iwant.wav(7K) 209_iwant.mp3(7K) 209_iwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I want a 'Fudge Em'!"

209_jimbosfilms.wav(68K) 209_jimbosfilms.mp3(68K) 209_jimbosfilms.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "My Uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer."

209_justsithere.wav(18K) 209_justsithere.mp3(18K) 209_justsithere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Just sit here and suck on my balls."

209_kennyjoke.wav(94K) 209_kennyjoke.mp3(94K) 209_kennyjoke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny rips apart Cartman with a joke!"

209_kisses.wav(46K) 209_kisses.mp3(46K) 209_kisses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "I couldn't have done it without you Kyle!  Kisses!  (Squish)"

209_leonardo.wav(Ohhhhh!)"(67K) 209_leonardo.mp3(Ohhhhh!)"(67K) 209_leonardo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Is that Leonardo DiCaprio?  Oh wait a minute, that's not him..."

209_library.wav(71K) 209_library.mp3(71K) 209_library.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...right here where this library used to stand.   (CRASH)"

209_lovey...wav(44K) 209_lovey...mp3(44K) 209_lovey...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yeah, I love you salty chocolate balls, Chef!"

209_mocktom.wav(35K) 209_mocktom.mp3(35K) 209_mocktom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Tom Hanks gets mocked."

209_mockwendy.wav(67K) 209_mockwendy.mp3(67K) 209_mockwendy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Cartman mocks Wendy a bit."

209_mostsuckass.wav(39K) 209_mostsuckass.mp3(39K) 209_mostsuckass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wendy: "Even though a few independent films are great... most of them suck ass."

209_mrhooey.wav(38K) 209_mrhooey.mp3(38K) 209_mrhooey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I take it you're part owner of this whole Mr. Hooey story, right?"

209_mrpoo.wav(64K) 209_mrpoo.mp3(64K) 209_mrpoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "'re at about 7 right now, we need you at 3, ok?"

209_muchbetter.wav(38K) 209_muchbetter.mp3(38K) 209_muchbetter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Now all we have is a town covered in bleep.  This is much better."

209_nothi...wav(58K) 209_nothi...mp3(58K) 209_nothi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...except for the occasional almost complete destruction of the entire town."

209_nutsack.wav(32K) 209_nutsack.mp3(32K) 209_nutsack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this?  Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack."

209_organ.wav(147K) 209_organ.mp3(147K) 209_organ.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "Mr. Hanky plays a dirge on his organ."

209_picture.wav(95K) 209_picture.mp3(95K) 209_picture.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "One time when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had a friend take a picture."

209_pitchmovie.wav(52K) 209_pitchmovie.mp3(52K) 209_pitchmovie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "Is everyone going to stop pooping in my enviroment?"

209_policereport.wav(32K) 209_policereport.mp3(32K) 209_policereport.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Do you children know how to file a police report?  Good, see you in school!"

209_pooheaven.wav(43K) 209_pooheaven.mp3(43K) 209_pooheaven.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Chef, does poo go to heaven?"

209_poointrouble.wav(14K) 209_poointrouble.mp3(14K) 209_poointrouble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?"

209_poopies.wav(86K) 209_poopies.mp3(86K) 209_poopies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "I'm poopies, mom!"
Kyle: "Well hurry up!"

209_screw...wav(53K) 209_screw...mp3(53K) 209_screw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yeah, screw those guys, I don't even like them."

209_screwyouguys.wav(108K) 209_screwyouguys.mp3(108K) 209_screwyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Being a sell out is sweet because you make a lot of money."

209_scuba.wav(45K) 209_scuba.mp3(45K) 209_scuba.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "What the hell? Mr. Garrison?"

209_selli...wav(77K) 209_selli...mp3(77K) 209_selli...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Selling t-shirts kicks ass."

209_sellout.wav(53K) 209_sellout.mp3(53K) 209_sellout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "If you work in the entertainment business and you make money you're a sellout!"

209_sick.wav(73K) 209_sick.mp3(73K) 209_sick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I can't belive I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend."

209_simpl...wav(66K) 209_simpl...mp3(66K) 209_simpl...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh look, one of the natives is selling local foodwares, how quaint!"

209_skywalker.wav(183K) 209_skywalker.mp3(183K) 209_skywalker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "...there is another... Sky... walker... uhhhhhh."

209_smell...wav(34K) 209_smell...mp3(34K) 209_smell...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh man, smells like ass down here."

209_sorce...wav(607K) 209_sorce...mp3(607K) 209_sorce...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "Mr. Hanky plays the Sewercerer's Apprentice"

209_spielberg.wav(17K) 209_spielberg.mp3(17K) 209_spielberg.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, you tell Spielberg he can kiss my ass!"

209_thetrick.wav(66K) 209_thetrick.mp3(66K) 209_thetrick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "Thanks Chef!  Your big choclate balls are just the trick!"

209_tofu.wav(79K) 209_tofu.mp3(79K) 209_tofu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "...or my all natural 'I Don't Really Give A Flying Fudge'."

209_transition.wav(26K) 209_transition.mp3(26K) 209_transition.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The trademark transition music."

209_trustme.wav(112K) 209_trustme.mp3(112K) 209_trustme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "B-but this doesn't make sense to me, Marty.  You told me the movie made a lot of money!"

209_usedtobe.wav(84K) 209_usedtobe.mp3(84K) 209_usedtobe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now look at it - sushi restaurants, upscale clothes stores, $25 parking, Liam Neesom..."

209_washingears.wav(26K) 209_washingears.mp3(26K) 209_washingears.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hanky: "And washing behind your ears?"

209_whats...wav(41K) 209_whats...mp3(41K) 209_whats...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Excuse me little boy, what's a Mr. Hanky?"

209_whosegoose.wav(23K) 209_whosegoose.mp3(23K) 209_whosegoose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I could kill for some couscous right now."

209_zoomin.wav(54K) 209_zoomin.mp3(54K) 209_zoomin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Zoom in to a close up of my face when I do that."

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