All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

101_aliencontrol.wav(???K) 101_aliencontrol.mp3(???K)

: "I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe..."

101_baby.wav(???K) 101_baby.mp3(???K)

: "Don't kick the baby."

101_bigboned.wav(???K) 101_bigboned.mp3(???K)

: "I'm not fat, I'm bigboned."

101_brownies.wav(???K) 101_brownies.mp3(???K)

: "Somebody's baking brownies."

101_buttlicker.wav(???K) 101_buttlicker.mp3(???K)

: "Ow, that hurt! You buttlicker!"

101_caruso.wav(???K) 101_caruso.mp3(???K)

: "It's my turn..."

101_chefsong.wav(???K) 101_chefsong.mp3(???K)

: "Chef's song of advice to the boys."

101_cheesypoofs.wav(???K) 101_cheesypoofs.mp3(???K)

: "Yeah , I want Cheesy Poofs."

101_chiknpie.wav(???K) 101_chiknpie.mp3(???K)

: "Well, that does sound pretty good..."

101_control.wav(???K) 101_control.mp3(???K)

: "..not under alien control!"

101_cows.wav(???K) 101_cows.mp3(???K)

: "Cows turn themselves inside out all the time"

101_cuss.wav(???K) 101_cuss.mp3(???K)

: "Hey you scrawny ass $%!@...."

101_dildo.wav(???K) 101_dildo.mp3(???K)

: "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"

101_fatbitch.wav(???K) 101_fatbitch.mp3(???K)

: "Yeah, whatever you fat bitch."

101_find.wav(???K) 101_find.mp3(???K)

: "Go find him damnit!"

101_flamegas.wav(???K) 101_flamegas.mp3(???K)

: "...sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?"

101_flysky.wav(???K) 101_flysky.mp3(???K)

: "Ike babbling"

101_fullestk.wav(???K) 101_fullestk.mp3(???K)

: "The full version of 'kick the baby'."

101_fullkick.wav(???K) 101_fullkick.mp3(???K)

: "Don't kick the baby!"

101_gohome.wav(???K) 101_gohome.mp3(???K)

: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

101_gotohell.wav(???K) 101_gotohell.mp3(???K)

: "I don't want to ask Mr. Hat..."

101_hatpised.wav(???K) 101_hatpised.mp3(???K)

: "Mr. Hat gets pissed."

101_holycrap.wav(???K) 101_holycrap.mp3(???K)

: "Holy crap!"

101_hubajube.wav(???K) 101_hubajube.mp3(???K)

: "Chef discusses what an anal probe is..."

101_hypno.wav(???K) 101_hypno.mp3(???K)

: "Don't try any of your cow hypnosis on me."

101_ikeanal.wav(???K) 101_ikeanal.mp3(???K)

: "Ike says 'Anal Probe'"

101_inoutass.wav(???K) 101_inoutass.mp3(???K)

: "...either going in or coming out of my ass?"

101_iwant.wav(???K) 101_iwant.mp3(???K)

: "Cartman exclaims what he wants for lunch..."

101_joke.wav(???K) 101_joke.mp3(???K)

: "That's uh... a... little joke."

101_jstadrem.wav(???K) 101_jstadrem.mp3(???K)

: "...it was just a dream!"

101_kenny.wav(???K) 101_kenny.mp3(???K)

: "Kenny talks."

101_kickass.wav(???K) 101_kickass.mp3(???K)

: "Cartman's answer to the lunch selection of the day"

101_kickbaby.wav(???K) 101_kickbaby.mp3(???K)

: "Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"

101_killken.wav(???K) 101_killken.mp3(???K)

: "Oh my GOD! They killed Kenny!"

101_kitty2.wav(???K) 101_kitty2.mp3(???K)

: "No kitty this is my potpie!"

101_knowcat.wav(???K) 101_knowcat.mp3(???K)

: "How do you know she has a cat?"

101_kylefrek.wav(???K) 101_kylefrek.mp3(???K)

: "...brush and floss, Kyle. Where has that finger been Kyle?"

101_moo.wav(???K) 101_moo.mp3(???K)

: "The cow/alien Mooing exchange."

101_myass.wav(???K) 101_myass.mp3(???K)

: "Ow! My ass!"

101_mybad.wav(???K) 101_mybad.mp3(???K)

: "Sorry. My bad."

101_nokitty.wav(???K) 101_nokitty.mp3(???K)

: "No kitty, this is my pot pie..."

101_note.wav(???K) 101_note.mp3(???K)

: "Here Stan, this is for you."

101_pinkeye.wav(???K) 101_pinkeye.mp3(???K)

: "...and Scott Baio gave me PINK EYE."

101_pigeon.wav(???K) 101_pigeon.mp3(???K)

: "That, that was a pigeon."

101_pissed.wav(???K) 101_pissed.mp3(???K)

: "Cartman explains his feelings to his mother."

101_puke.wav(???K) 101_puke.mp3(???K)

: "...I think its part of a Cheesy Poof"

101_pwdrdnut.wav(???K) 101_pwdrdnut.mp3(???K)

: "I made you powered donut pancake surprise!"

101_satellite.wav(???K) 101_satellite.mp3(???K)

: "Cartman! There's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"

101_schooldays.wav(???K) 101_schooldays.mp3(???K)

: "Schooldays, schooldays... ."

101_seriousl.wav(???K) 101_seriousl.mp3(???K)

: "Ow! My ass! Seriously!"

101_sonobitc.wav(???K) 101_sonobitc.mp3(???K)

: "Sonuvabitch!"

101_speech.wav(???K) 101_speech.mp3(???K)

: "Kyle's full speech to the visitors."

101_stankiss.wav(???K) 101_stankiss.mp3(???K)

: "Cartman tease Stan."

101_stkupass.wav(???K) 101_stkupass.mp3(???K)

: "Aliens stuck stuff up your ass!"

101_stopbus.wav(???K) 101_stopbus.mp3(???K)

: "Do you want an office referral?"

101_stopfart.wav(???K) 101_stopfart.mp3(???K)

: "You can stop farting fire now!"

101_sweetlove.wav(???K) 101_sweetlove.mp3(???K)

: "Stan wonders when he's gonna get some."

101_thissucks.wav(???K) 101_thissucks.mp3(???K)

: "I don't think I can fart anymore today..."

101_tomselleck.wav(???K) 101_tomselleck.mp3(???K)

: "Hey, that kinda looks like..."

101_wantkiss.wav(???K) 101_wantkiss.mp3(???K)

: "Stan wants to kiss, Wendy Testaburger!"

101_whatever.wav(???K) 101_whatever.mp3(???K)

: "Sure you guys. What ever."

101_wholemom.wav(???K) 101_wholemom.mp3(???K)

: "Mrs. Cartman talks her son into an after-school snack."

101_woowoo.wav(???K) 101_woowoo.mp3(???K)

: "Just an eensy weensy woowoo?"

101_wouldcou.wav(???K) 101_wouldcou.mp3(???K)

: "I would if I could you sonuvabitch!"

101_yelledat.wav(???K) 101_yelledat.mp3(???K)

: "Haha! Mr. Hat yelled at you."

101_zeep.wav(???K) 101_zeep.mp3(???K)

: "Ike says something or other."