Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

blahblah.wav(20K) blahblah.mp3(20K) blahblah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elaine: "Blah blah blah..."

diddling.wav(49K) diddling.mp3(49K) diddling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elaine: "Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum."

going_hl.wav(15K) going_hl.mp3(15K) going_hl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elaine: "Well, I'm going to hell."

yada2.wav(12K) yada2.mp3(12K) yada2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elaine: "Yada yada yada..."

ballpark.wav(25K) ballpark.mp3(25K) ballpark.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "Ballpark food doesn't count as real food."

beat_it.wav(14K) beat_it.mp3(14K) beat_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "Ah, beat it punk..."

get_nuts.wav(12K) get_nuts.mp3(12K) get_nuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "Let's get nuts!"

stupid.wav(18K) stupid.mp3(18K) stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "You must think I'm pretty stupid."

grsemnky.wav(28K) grsemnky.mp3(28K) grsemnky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "No more grease monkey."
Puddy: "I don't care for that term."

awkward.wav(29K) awkward.mp3(29K) awkward.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "My, isn't this an awkward moment."

drunkmkt.wav(56K) drunkmkt.mp3(56K) drunkmkt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "Ah, the drunken makeout - an office classic. Did you end up Xeroxing anything?"

fixdrink.wav(28K) fixdrink.mp3(28K) fixdrink.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "Can I fix you fellas some drinks and sandwiches?"

g_newman.wav(17K) g_newman.mp3(17K) g_newman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "Goodnight Newman..."

gameover.wav(11K) gameover.mp3(11K) gameover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "Game over..."

idiotmbl.wav(14K) idiotmbl.mp3(14K) idiotmbl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "To the Idiotmobile!"

ladies.wav(20K) ladies.mp3(20K) ladies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "The ladies are gonna love you."

parade.wav(23K) parade.mp3(23K) parade.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "I love a parade."

thats_it.wav(8K) thats_it.mp3(8K) thats_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight everybody."

versoph.wav(29K) versoph.mp3(29K) versoph.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jerry: "Well this is all very sophisticated."

blewmind.wav(16K) blewmind.mp3(16K) blewmind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "You just blew my mind."

gonorhea.wav(12K) gonorhea.mp3(12K) gonorhea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "I got gonorrhea."

slpypete.wav(20K) slpypete.mp3(20K) slpypete.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "You can count on Slippery Pete."

stepback.wav(23K) stepback.mp3(23K) stepback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "Step back son, there's nothing to see here."

uhohjohn.wav(26K) uhohjohn.mp3(26K) uhohjohn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "Uh oh... You're a john."

votekrmr.wav(21K) votekrmr.mp3(21K) votekrmr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "A vote for me is a vote for Kramer."

dismsed.wav(10K) dismsed.mp3(10K) dismsed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Peterman: "Dismissed."

g_jerry.wav(17K) g_jerry.mp3(17K) g_jerry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Newman: "Goodnight Jerry..."

arbys.wav(17K) arbys.mp3(17K) arbys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puddy: "Feels like an Arbys night."

bogus.wav(24K) bogus.mp3(24K) bogus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puddy: "No way, this is bogus man!"

high5_1.wav(7K) high5_1.mp3(7K) high5_1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puddy: "High five..."

high5_2.wav(10K) high5_2.mp3(10K) high5_2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puddy: "High five..."

leavehng.wav(9K) leavehng.mp3(9K) leavehng.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puddy: "Don't leave me hanging..."

thtsrght.wav(8K) thtsrght.mp3(8K) thtsrght.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puddy: "Yeah that's right..."

sfpret.wav(28K) sfpret.mp3(28K) sfpret.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

sfsoup.wav(9K) sfsoup.mp3(9K) sfsoup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Resturant Owner: "No soup for you"

sfyada.wav(38K) sfyada.mp3(38K) sfyada.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "Yada, yada, yada"

sfdang.wav(26K) sfdang.mp3(26K) sfdang.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "I'm dangerous, I've very, very, dangerous!"

sgeorge.wav(236K) sgeorge.mp3(236K) sgeorge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Answering Machien: "George's singing telephone answering machine message"

sdingo.wav(26K) sdingo.mp3(26K) sdingo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby"

sdog.wav(22K) sdog.mp3(22K) sdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "So what's up diggity dog"

kyes.wav(18K) kyes.mp3(18K) kyes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kramer: "OOOH Yes"

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