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blahblah.wav(20K) blahblah.mp3(20K)
Elaine: "Blah blah blah..."
diddling.wav(49K) diddling.mp3(49K)
Elaine: "Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum."
going_hl.wav(15K) going_hl.mp3(15K)
Elaine: "Well, I'm going to hell."
yada2.wav(12K) yada2.mp3(12K)
Elaine: "Yada yada yada..."
ballpark.wav(25K) ballpark.mp3(25K)
George: "Ballpark food doesn't count as real food."
beat_it.wav(14K) beat_it.mp3(14K)
George: "Ah, beat it punk..."
get_nuts.wav(12K) get_nuts.mp3(12K)
George: "Let's get nuts!"
stupid.wav(18K) stupid.mp3(18K)
George: "You must think I'm pretty stupid."
grsemnky.wav(28K) grsemnky.mp3(28K)
Jerry: "No more grease monkey."
Puddy: "I don't care for that term."
awkward.wav(29K) awkward.mp3(29K)
Jerry: "My, isn't this an awkward moment."
drunkmkt.wav(56K) drunkmkt.mp3(56K)
Jerry: "Ah, the drunken makeout - an office classic. Did you end up Xeroxing anything?"
fixdrink.wav(28K) fixdrink.mp3(28K)
Jerry: "Can I fix you fellas some drinks and sandwiches?"
g_newman.wav(17K) g_newman.mp3(17K)
Jerry: "Goodnight Newman..."
gameover.wav(11K) gameover.mp3(11K)
Jerry: "Game over..."
idiotmbl.wav(14K) idiotmbl.mp3(14K)
Jerry: "To the Idiotmobile!"
ladies.wav(20K) ladies.mp3(20K)
Jerry: "The ladies are gonna love you."
parade.wav(23K) parade.mp3(23K)
Jerry: "I love a parade."
thats_it.wav(8K) thats_it.mp3(8K)
Jerry: "Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight everybody."
versoph.wav(29K) versoph.mp3(29K)
Jerry: "Well this is all very sophisticated."
blewmind.wav(16K) blewmind.mp3(16K)
Kramer: "You just blew my mind."
gonorhea.wav(12K) gonorhea.mp3(12K)
Kramer: "I got gonorrhea."
slpypete.wav(20K) slpypete.mp3(20K)
Kramer: "You can count on Slippery Pete."
stepback.wav(23K) stepback.mp3(23K)
Kramer: "Step back son, there's nothing to see here."
uhohjohn.wav(26K) uhohjohn.mp3(26K)
Kramer: "Uh oh... You're a john."
votekrmr.wav(21K) votekrmr.mp3(21K)
Kramer: "A vote for me is a vote for Kramer."
dismsed.wav(10K) dismsed.mp3(10K)
Mr. Peterman: "Dismissed."
g_jerry.wav(17K) g_jerry.mp3(17K)
Newman: "Goodnight Jerry..."
arbys.wav(17K) arbys.mp3(17K)
Puddy: "Feels like an Arbys night."
bogus.wav(24K) bogus.mp3(24K)
Puddy: "No way, this is bogus man!"
high5_1.wav(7K) high5_1.mp3(7K)
Puddy: "High five..."
high5_2.wav(10K) high5_2.mp3(10K)
Puddy: "High five..."
leavehng.wav(9K) leavehng.mp3(9K)
Puddy: "Don't leave me hanging..."
thtsrght.wav(8K) thtsrght.mp3(8K)
Puddy: "Yeah that's right..."
sfpret.wav(28K) sfpret.mp3(28K)
Kramer: "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
sfsoup.wav(9K) sfsoup.mp3(9K)
Resturant Owner: "No soup for you"
sfyada.wav(38K) sfyada.mp3(38K)
George: "Yada, yada, yada"
sfdang.wav(26K) sfdang.mp3(26K)
Kramer: "I'm dangerous, I've very, very, dangerous!"
sgeorge.wav(236K) sgeorge.mp3(236K)
Answering Machien: "George's singing telephone answering machine message"
sdingo.wav(26K) sdingo.mp3(26K)
Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby"
sdog.wav(22K) sdog.mp3(22K)
Kramer: "So what's up diggity dog"
kyes.wav(18K) kyes.mp3(18K)
Kramer: "OOOH Yes"