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Margret (Hot Lips) Hoolihan: "Just a minute - isn't that Frank's bag?"
Captain McEntire: "I though you were Frank's bag!"

Charles: "Is there any visitor more welcome on a cold evening than a snifter of fine cognac?"

Charles: "I'm afraid there is the possibility, slim as it might be, that I snore"

C. Potter: "Great gopher holes, it slipped my mind"

C. Potter: "MASH 4077"

C. Potter: "Look at you. You're spiffier than a petunia in a patch of chigger weeds"

Loudspeaker: "Attention all personnel, incoming choppers with wounded, report to the hospital"

McIntyre: "Everybody up for Calisthenics"
Hawkeye: "Care to join me for some push-ups Hot Lips?"

Frank: "Keep it down I'm doing something very difficult here"
Hawkeye: "Tryin' to tie your shoe again Frank?"