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Norton addressing the golf ball: "Hello ball"

Ralph: "It's the same old story, its not what ya know, its who ya know"

Ralph: "I heard your wish, and I have come here to answer it"

Norton: "But, can it core a apple?"

Ralph: "You're the greatest"

Ralph: "Har, Har, Hardy Har Har!"

Ralph: "Ya know, this is how ya get places, solicalizing with the higher ups"

Ralph: "Somewhere in this world there is a straight jacket waitin' for that man!"

Ralph: "You are a bum"

Ralph: "Whadda mean I'm not an expert?"

Ralph: "OH, you're startin' right in, hah, startin' right in with the insults, no warming up in the bull pen or nuttin', huh?"

Ralph: "All your life you're beefin' and screaming when is my ship gonna come in, when is my ship gonna come in. Well here it is, .. the Queen Mary"