Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

kickbutt.wav(71K) kickbutt.mp3(71K) kickbutt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charleton Heston: "Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt."

lapdance.wav(61K) lapdance.mp3(61K) lapdance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "I think somebody needs another lap dance."

nakdgrls.wav(53K) nakdgrls.mp3(53K) nakdgrls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Come with us and watch naked girls dance around!"

cks_porn.wav(61K) cks_porn.mp3(61K) cks_porn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Cookies and porn - you're the best mom ever!"

howdoing.wav(53K) howdoing.mp3(53K) howdoing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Hey, how you doin'..."

howdong2.wav(34K) howdong2.mp3(34K) howdong2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "How you doin'..."

nghtmare.wav(131K) nghtmare.mp3(131K) nghtmare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "It's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me thirty-two dollars to see it!"

showundr.wav(25K) showundr.mp3(25K) showundr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "Let me show you my underwear."

slut.wav(22K) slut.mp3(22K) slut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Slut!"

fetus.wav(262K) fetus.mp3(262K) fetus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "The Fetus Song"

tenbucks.wav(161K) tenbucks.mp3(161K) tenbucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Alright, ten bucks. Fork it over, cough it up, pay the piper. Gimmie it."

01/08/98 - Phoebe brother wants her to be a surrogate mother. Monica explains a woman's erogenous zones.
pudding.wav(308K) pudding.mp3(308K) pudding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rhonda: "Peter! Hey Peter, it's me Rhonda, from PS129! I shared my pudding with you man! I gave you my snack pack!"

seven.wav(771K) seven.mp3((771K)K) seven.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "The female erogenous zones - "Seven seven seven!"

squat.wav(109K) squat.mp3(109K) squat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "I'm Joey. I'm an actor. I don't know squat about dinosaurs."

stupid.wav(33K) stupid.mp3(33K) stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "You're stupid."

12/18/97 - Monica stands up for herself at her new job. Ross has a long-distance relationship.
flung.wav(78K) flung.mp3(78K) flung.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "Let me tell you something, it's been a long time since I've been flung."

nevrtalk.wav(50K) nevrtalk.mp3(50K) nevrtalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "You should never be allowed to talk to people!"

xmasong1.wav(331K) xmasong1.mp3(331K) xmasong1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Phoebe's first Christmas Song"

xmasong2.wav(1148K) xmasong2.mp3(1148K) xmasong2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Phoebe's second Christmas Song"

12/11/97 - Rachel's promotion falls through when her boss dies. Ross, Joey and Chandler are all partied out.
mayvomit.wav(54K) mayvomit.mp3(54K) mayvomit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Oh man, I'm so excited I may vomit."

so_party.wav(71K) so_party.mp3(71K) so_party.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Dude, we are so gonna party!"

useless.wav(75K) useless.mp3(75K) useless.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joanne: "Congratulations, you just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out."

11/20/97 - Chandler spends six hours in a box. Monica dates Richard's son.
ughtrcky.wav(109K) ughtrcky.mp3(109K) ughtrcky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Ugh, turkey... Ugh, giving thanks... Ugh..."

11/13/97 - Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend. Ross thinks he can play the keyboard.
playfnky.wav(46K) playfnky.mp3(46K) playfnky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Come on, play that funky music white boy."

rossong1.wav(522K) rossong1.mp3(522K) rossong1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Ross plays his keyboard"

rossong2.wav(446K) rossong2.mp3(446K) rossong2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Ross plays his keyboard"

11/06/97 - Ross goes out with a slob. Monica and Phoebe almost get stiffed while catering a funeral. Chandler buys Joey's girlfriend the perfect birthday present.
assonher.wav(42K) assonher.mp3(42K) assonher.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "Did you see the ass on her?"

comepapa.wav(34K) comepapa.mp3(34K) comepapa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Oh come to papa..."

10/30/97 - Chandler is in love with Joeyt's girlfriend. Phoebe's cold makes her sing better.
couldie.wav(55K) couldie.mp3(55K) couldie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica & Chandler: "Oh what's the worst thing that could happen?" "I could die."

feet_mth.wav(140K) feet_mth.mp3(140K) feet_mth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Yes yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth."

secrets.wav(97K) secrets.mp3(97K) secrets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I tell people secrets. It makes them like me."

10/16/97 - Joey helps the super with his dancing lessons. Phoebe bites her sexy client on the ass. Chandler tries to end his gym membership.
brstback.wav(36K) brstback.mp3(36K) brstback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "My breasts are coming out my back."

feetflrt.wav(42K) feetflrt.mp3(42K) feetflrt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "You're gonna do some feet flirting!"

manbrsts.wav(151K) manbrsts.mp3(151K) manbrsts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross & Chandler: "Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard pecs?" "No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts."

schlsesn.wav(59K) schlsesn.mp3(59K) schlsesn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Alright that's it - school is in session."

suckbfre.wav(62K) suckbfre.mp3(62K) suckbfre.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "I mean you suck like you've never sucked before."

amzchndl.wav(53K) amzchndl.mp3(53K) amzchndl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler."

bossofme.wav(26K) bossofme.mp3(26K) bossofme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "You're not the boss of me."

brstrong.wav(38K) brstrong.mp3(38K) brstrong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "My breasts are really strong."

nkdgrbge.wav(51K) nkdgrbge.mp3(51K) nkdgrbge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me."

ripped.wav(37K) ripped.mp3(37K) ripped.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Wow, that ripped!"

hrscream.wav(58K) hrscream.mp3(58K) hrscream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming."

peedonme.wav(45K) peedonme.mp3(45K) peedonme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "But you will always be the guys who peed on me."

pee_you.wav(51K) pee_you.mp3(51K) pee_you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you."

bfbumer.wav(37K) bfbumer.mp3(37K) bfbumer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "Big fat bummer..."

heyoheh.wav(57K) heyoheh.mp3(57K) heyoheh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Hey, nice to meet ya... Hey, oh eh..."

nicebrst.wav(66K) nicebrst.mp3(66K) nicebrst.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Good morning. Nice breasts, by the way."

dudewhat.wav(33K) dudewhat.mp3(33K) dudewhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Dude, what are you doing?"

smakfree.wav(79K) smakfree.mp3(79K) smakfree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack-free."

stepduck.wav(46K) stepduck.mp3(46K) stepduck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Step away from the duck."

oh_my.wav(25K) oh_my.mp3(25K) oh_my.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Oh my..."

bite_me.wav(12K) bite_me.mp3(12K) bite_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "Bite me."

likebyou.wav(31K) likebyou.mp3(31K) likebyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Is this what it's like to be you?"

bigbigfr.wav(54K) bigbigfr.mp3(54K) bigbigfr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I'm talking about you, you big big freak."

mrmilion.wav(116K) mrmilion.mp3(116K) mrmilion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings. Third wife sold separately."

darkmthr.wav(81K) darkmthr.mp3(81K) darkmthr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gunther: "Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey teet."

dumbass.wav(37K) dumbass.mp3(37K) dumbass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Well that was a nice move dumbass."

oh_no.wav(26K) oh_no.mp3(26K) oh_no.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Oh no..."

03/06/97 - After breaking up with Ross, Rachel takes the rest of the gang on a skiing trip, leaving Ross at home alone.
littered.wav(68K) littered.mp3(68K) littered.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Well, I thought if I littered that crying Indian might come by and save us."

lung_two.wav(44K) lung_two.mp3(44K) lung_two.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I have the lung capacity of a two-year old."

shutup_m.wav(44K) shutup_m.mp3(44K) shutup_m.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Hey shut up! You're not my real mom!"

how_dumb.wav(113K) how_dumb.mp3(113K) how_dumb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Well, before we answer that I think we should address the more important question - How dumb are you?"

kicked.wav(101K) kicked.mp3(101K) kicked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Well I don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely."

blahblah.wav(121K) blahblah.mp3(121K) blahblah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "Ok, see now, what I just heard, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

leg_fire.wav(66K) leg_fire.mp3(66K) leg_fire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?"

smellyct.wav(217K) smellyct.mp3(217K) smellyct.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Smelly Cat Commercial Jingle"

whatdone.wav(29K) whatdone.mp3(29K) whatdone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Oh dear God what have I done?"

lip_bald.wav(47K) lip_bald.mp3(47K) lip_bald.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "Wow, your lip went bald."

cry_loud.wav(25K) cry_loud.mp3(25K) cry_loud.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Don't cry out loud."

geeks.wav(46K) geeks.mp3(46K) geeks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Botanists are such geeks!"

ohnonono.wav(66K) ohnonono.mp3(66K) ohnonono.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Oh no no no no!"

out_mind.wav(115K) out_mind.mp3(115K) out_mind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica & Ross: "Are you crazy?" "Oh, am I? Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses?"

c_dude.wav(67K) c_dude.mp3(67K) c_dude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "They call me... Cookie Dude!"

drnksnta.wav(102K) drnksnta.mp3(102K) drnksnta.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet himself really perked up my Christmas."

look_out.wav(37K) look_out.mp3(37K) look_out.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Look out kids, he coming!"

mecomput.wav(34K) mecomput.mp3(34K) mecomput.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Me, on my computer."

11/14/96 - Naked Fat Guy appears to be dead after Phoebe has a visit with her dentist. Chandler finds out that Janice was kissing her ex-husband. Monica gives Ben a good bump on the noggin when Ross lets her and Rachel babysit.
blodbath.wav(77K) blodbath.mp3(77K) blodbath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "It's just like a bloodbath in here today!"

hubabuba.wav(27K) hubabuba.mp3(27K) hubabuba.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Have a hubba bubba birthday."

said_2.wav(28K) said_2.mp3(28K) said_2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "You said number two."

11/07/96 - Joey teaches soap opera acting to other inspiring actors. Monica gets a different bed than the one she purchased. Ross spends an agonizing dinner with Rachel and her father.
hehegood.wav(37K) hehegood.mp3(37K) hehegood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Hey hey good lookin'..."

suprhero.wav(117K) suprhero.mp3(117K) suprhero.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best."

wank.wav(30K) wank.mp3(30K) wank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "What a wank!"

10/31/96 - A look at the gang three years earlier when they all met for the first time.
dirtymth.wav(41K) dirtymth.mp3(41K) dirtymth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "It's like a dirty math problem."

spill.wav(57K) spill.mp3(57K) spill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "I need to live in a land where people can spill."

10/17/96 - Phoebe spends the weekend hanging out with her brother. Joey becomes Mr. Handyman and does some remodeling. Ross makes a list of five movie stars he's allowed to sleep with.
cinderl.wav(70K) cinderl.mp3(70K) cinderl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Build the unit Cinderellie, lay the tile Cinderellie."

kndblows.wav(34K) kndblows.mp3(34K) kndblows.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "So far, it kinda blows."

printed.wav(45K) printed.mp3(45K) printed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "You know, Chandler printed it up on his computer."

10/10/96 - Janice freaks out when Chandler wants her to move in with him. Ross is disturbed by Ben playing with Barbie dolls, so he 'suggests' GI Joe. Phoebe acts as Joeys agent to get him some new parts.
arh_arh.wav(58K) arh_arh.mp3(58K) arh_arh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Ross imitates the dinosaur soldier"

desp4luv.wav(52K) desp4luv.mp3(52K) desp4luv.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I'm hopeless and ackward and desperate for love!"

gijoe.wav(43K) gijoe.mp3(43K) gijoe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "GI Joe!? Cool, can I play?"

go_joe.wav(120K) go_joe.mp3(120K) go_joe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Look Ben, it's a toy that protects US oil interests overseas. Go Joe!"

pee_wind.wav(30K) pee_wind.mp3(30K) pee_wind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Pee into the wind!"

sad_life.wav(43K) sad_life.mp3(43K) sad_life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "What a sad little life she must lead."

weenie.wav(41K) weenie.mp3(41K) weenie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "What are you being such a weenie for?"

09/26/96 - Ross looses his cool while in a rush to get everyone ready for a party at the museum. Joey and Chandler fight over a chair and generally act childish. :)
aroused.wav(53K) aroused.mp3(53K) aroused.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?"

badplace.wav(52K) badplace.mp3(52K) badplace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I think you've gone over to the bad place."

cmndo1.wav(54K) cmndo1.mp3(54K) cmndo1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues."

cmndo2.wav(27K) cmndo2.mp3(27K) cmndo2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "I'm going commando too..."

dillhole.wav(46K) dillhole.mp3(46K) dillhole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"

nooooo.wav(38K) nooooo.mp3(38K) nooooo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "Monica screams!"

pass_pie.wav(39K) pass_pie.mp3(39K) pass_pie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Joey imitates the answering machine"

yeah.wav(22K) yeah.mp3(22K) yeah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Joey cheers"

09/19/96 - Season Premire! Joey has a hard time adjusting to Chandler's new girlfriend - Janice! Ross tells Rachel about his "Star Wars" fantasy.
fun_day.wav(66K) fun_day.mp3(66K) fun_day.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Janice: "Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!"

goldbkni.wav(31K) goldbkni.mp3(31K) goldbkni.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Princess Leia and the gold bikini..."

grownup.wav(22K) grownup.mp3(22K) grownup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I'm such a grownup."

notscare.wav(44K) notscare.mp3(44K) notscare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "I said share, not scare!"

pee.wav(41K) pee.mp3(41K) pee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "I'm still awake, and now I have to pee."

realthng.wav(73K) realthng.mp3(73K) realthng.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I think this could be the Real Thing. Capital R, capital T."

sex_mom.wav(63K) sex_mom.mp3(63K) sex_mom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "I always picture your mom when I'm having sex."

so_sad.wav(23K) so_sad.mp3(23K) so_sad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "That is so sad."

why_why.wav(62K) why_why.mp3(62K) why_why.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Why why why why why why why would they do this?"

yanking.wav(33K) yanking.mp3(33K) yanking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Come on... Quit yanking me."

06/06/96 - Rachel and Monica fight over Jean-Claude Van Damme Chandler's date with Julia Roberts takes an embarrasing turn when she leaves him stranded wearing only women's underwear.
allboys.wav(276K) allboys.mp3(276K) allboys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler & Julia Roberts: "God is making up for sending him to an all boys school."

defense.wav(129K) defense.mp3(129K) defense.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Yes, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank god I don't do that anymore."

exctword.wav(62K) exctword.mp3(62K) exctword.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I believe my exact words were flkajsrlkstn."

im_cute.wav(26K) im_cute.mp3(26K) im_cute.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jean Claude Van Damme: "You don't think I'm cute?"

im_done.wav(79K) im_done.mp3(79K) im_done.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Stick a fork in my, I am done."

kicksome.wav(41K) kicksome.mp3(41K) kicksome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Ok, now I'm gonna kick some ass!"

swell.wav(23K) swell.mp3(23K) swell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "You're swell."

tushie.wav(21K) tushie.mp3(21K) tushie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Hi tushie!"

05/30/96 - Joey has a stalker (Brooke Shields). Phoebe sings at the library with the help of Chris Isaak. Ross goes to LA to find Marcel.
attitude.wav(38K) attitude.mp3(38K) attitude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "All of a sudden I had this big attitude problem."

bisexual.wav(459K) bisexual.mp3(459K) bisexual.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "The Bisexual Song"

boff.wav(63K) boff.mp3(63K) boff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "What are you looking at me for? He's the one that wants to boff the maniac."

cartoon.wav(118K) cartoon.mp3(118K) cartoon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a backup plan though just in case she isn't a cartoon."

cowburgr.wav(253K) cowburgr.mp3(253K) cowburgr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "The Hamburger Song"

grandma.wav(749K) grandma.mp3(749K) grandma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "The Grandma Song"

i_rock.wav(27K) i_rock.mp3(27K) i_rock.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Yeah, I rock!"

kissme.wav(87K) kissme.mp3(87K) kissme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe and Chris Isaack: "She's about to get a kiss"

oooiknow.wav(46K) oooiknow.mp3(46K) oooiknow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe and kids: "Ooooooh. I know."

rdiostar.wav(51K) rdiostar.mp3(51K) rdiostar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "That's how radio stars escape stalkers!"

smelly2.wav(582K) smelly2.mp3(582K) smelly2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe and Chris Isaack: "The Smelly Cat song"

tricky.wav(25K) tricky.mp3(25K) tricky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Yeah that was a tricky one."

05/16/96 - Monica and Ross go to her ex-fiance's wedding. Joey tries out for an acting part, but has to kiss a guy. Chandler reunites with Janice after unknowingly finding her on the Internet.
bingbong.wav(125K) bingbong.mp3(125K) bingbong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "That's like the tenth bing bong message she's sent."

breakhip.wav(115K) breakhip.mp3(115K) breakhip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "If you don't meet her now you're gonna be kicking yourself when you're eighty which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip."

cutest.wav(72K) cutest.mp3(72K) cutest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "He's the cutest..."

cybrchk.wav(46K) cybrchk.mp3(46K) cybrchk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "So how's your date with your cyberchick going?"

deadbody.wav(33K) deadbody.mp3(33K) deadbody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Over my dead body."

dreamy.wav(40K) dreamy.mp3(40K) dreamy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "I think my boyfriend is ever so dreamy."

falldown.wav(42K) falldown.mp3(42K) falldown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "How do you not fall down more?"

geek.wav(33K) geek.mp3(33K) geek.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "Woohoo, geek!"

kiss_agn.wav(35K) kiss_agn.mp3(35K) kiss_agn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "I've kissed him before. I can do it again."

sheep.wav(49K) sheep.mp3(49K) sheep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep."

stud.wav(36K) stud.mp3(36K) stud.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "Woohoo, stud!"

talking.wav(78K) talking.mp3(78K) talking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Well, we haven't actually met. We just stayed up all night talking on the Internet."

tender.wav(88K) tender.mp3(88K) tender.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Good, very good. Firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend."

thatkind.wav(51K) thatkind.mp3(51K) thatkind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "Yeah, cause life's just that kind."

thatlike.wav(57K) thatlike.mp3(57K) thatlike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "Wow, what's that like?"

website.wav(21K) website.mp3(21K) website.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Ahhh, it's a web site."

05/09/96 - Phoebe reunites with her Navy guy Ryan (Charlie Sheen) while she has chicken pox. Chandler and Ross battle bullies at Central Perk. Monica and Richard discuss their quirks. Joey plays a data processor at Chandler's office.
barnbutt.wav(67K) barnbutt.mp3(67K) barnbutt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "He's just gonna be so glad you don't have barnacles on your butt."

c-21.wav(100K) c-21.mp3(100K) c-21.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Do you have to be a Century 21 real estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?"

custer.wav(48K) custer.mp3(48K) custer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "All right, hang on a second there Custer."

disease.wav(57K) disease.mp3(57K) disease.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had."

finger.wav(47K) finger.mp3(47K) finger.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phoebe: "It's such a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up."

goesdown.wav(69K) goesdown.mp3(69K) goesdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel: "So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?"

gross.wav(206K) gross.mp3(206K) gross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rachel and Joey: "Joey offers Rachel part of his olive loaf sandwich"

hi.wav(15K) hi.mp3(15K) hi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross and Chandler: "Hi."

kill_you.wav(46K) kill_you.mp3(46K) kill_you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Well, I'm going to kill you."

lickmufn.wav(35K) lickmufn.mp3(35K) lickmufn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Monica: "That'll teach you to lick my muffin."

notmotto.wav(142K) notmotto.mp3(142K) notmotto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "That is so not my motto."

no_one.wav(36K) no_one.mp3(36K) no_one.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one."

pntyraid.wav(89K) pntyraid.mp3(89K) pntyraid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richard: "Oh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for."

stoptalk.wav(44K) stoptalk.mp3(44K) stoptalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Stop talking, stop talking now."

whahuh.wav(54K) whahuh.mp3(54K) whahuh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ross: "On behalf of everyone I'd just like to say whahuh."

whatjust.wav(17K) whatjust.mp3(17K) whatjust.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "What just happened?"

yeahbing.wav(41K) yeahbing.mp3(41K) yeahbing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joey: "Yeah Bing, what's that about?"

dont_tch.wav(42K) dont_tch.mp3(42K) dont_tch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer."

games.wav(362K) games.mp3(362K) games.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler & Phoebe: "Alright, check out this bad boy. Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS." "Wow, what are you going to use it for?" "Games and stuff..."

playdoom.wav(26K) playdoom.mp3(26K) playdoom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "You guys want to play Doom?"

press100.wav(48K) press100.mp3(48K) press100.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times."

watchtrk.wav(33K) watchtrk.mp3(33K) watchtrk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "Are you watching Star Trek!?"

wontprnt.wav(33K) wontprnt.mp3(33K) wontprnt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chandler: "I'm telling you, this thing won't print."

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