Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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ba4theme.wav(819K) ba4theme.mp3(819K) ba4theme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Theme for Black Adder 4"

abuse.wav(62K) abuse.mp3(62K) abuse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Look, am I paying for this personal abuse or is it extra?"

blkadder.wav(108K) blkadder.mp3(108K) blkadder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "The Black Adder!"

brthbotm.wav(65K) brthbotm.mp3(65K) brthbotm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom."

brush_th.wav(110K) brush_th.mp3(110K) brush_th.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Baldrick & Edmund: "Have you got a plan my lord?" "Yes I have, and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it."

b_vegtbl.wav(205K) b_vegtbl.mp3(205K) b_vegtbl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "As I shall be known from now on... The Black Vegetable."

cluckbel.wav(65K) cluckbel.mp3(65K) cluckbel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "I think the phrase rhymes with *clucking bell*."

creep.wav(41K) creep.mp3(41K) creep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "You utter creep."

cunning1.wav(112K) cunning1.mp3(112K) cunning1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Baldrick: "I have a cunning plan that cannot fail."

cunning2.wav(90K) cunning2.mp3(90K) cunning2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Baldrick: "I have a cunning plan which could get you out of this problem."

cunning3.wav(70K) cunning3.mp3(70K) cunning3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Baldrick: "May I present, my cunning plan..."

curse1.wav(171K) curse1.mp3(171K) curse1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you like an onion falling on your head."

curse2.wav(212K) curse2.mp3(212K) curse2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Dear Enemy, may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."

dead_men.wav(86K) dead_men.mp3(86K) dead_men.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Dead men don't tend to make social calls, do they?"

disease.wav(68K) disease.mp3(68K) disease.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."

drknlout.wav(180K) drknlout.mp3(180K) drknlout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Now the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive, drunken lout with the intelligence of a four-year old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey."

dth_stng.wav(66K) dth_stng.mp3(66K) dth_stng.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "A chat with you and somehow death loses it's sting."

dungball.wav(73K) dungball.mp3(73K) dungball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Kate, he looks like what he is - a dung ball in a dress."

eunixs.wav(99K) eunixs.mp3(99K) eunixs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh yes, the eunuchs!" Unix? :)"

explan.wav(124K) explan.mp3(124K) explan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "I would advise you to make the explanation you were about to give phenomenally good."

fartface.wav(114K) fartface.mp3(114K) fartface.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Oh yes, damn. Percy, the devil farts in my face once more."

fatewrse.wav(107K) fatewrse.mp3(107K) fatewrse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "A fate worse than a fate worse than death... That's pretty bad."

frnctoff.wav(45K) frnctoff.mp3(45K) frnctoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "I'll just go an tell them to fornicate off."

hand_off.wav(56K) hand_off.mp3(56K) hand_off.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off."

hevnhell.wav(823K) hevnhell.mp3(823K) hevnhell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Edmund explains the differences between Heaven & Hell"

his_word.wav(75K) his_word.mp3(75K) his_word.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "The Black Adder gives you his word."

joking.wav(35K) joking.mp3(35K) joking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "You must be joking!"

maniac.wav(402K) maniac.mp3(402K) maniac.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "My name is Edmund Blackadder, and I am the new minister in charge of religious genocide. Now, if you play straight with me, you'll find me a considerate employer. But cross me and you'll soon discover that underthis playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sedistic maniac."

nicensty.wav(127K) nicensty.mp3(127K) nicensty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty."

oh_damn.wav(27K) oh_damn.mp3(27K) oh_damn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Oh damn..."

pathpats.wav(148K) pathpats.mp3(148K) pathpats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!"

plan_wsl.wav(116K) plan_wsl.mp3(116K) plan_wsl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

prtodie.wav(49K) prtodie.mp3(49K) prtodie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Prepare to die!"

purse_m.wav(89K) purse_m.mp3(89K) purse_m.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Thank you young crone. Here is a purse of monies, which I'm not going to give to you."

reptile.wav(138K) reptile.mp3(138K) reptile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "The Black Adder is a venomous reptile, and women are his prey."

shoveoff.wav(53K) shoveoff.mp3(53K) shoveoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Shove off you old trout."

shut_say.wav(57K) shut_say.mp3(57K) shut_say.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Shut up and never say anything again as long as you live."

similar.wav(95K) similar.mp3(95K) similar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod."

skunk.wav(51K) skunk.mp3(51K) skunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "No, I'd rather French kiss a skunk."

sodofdie.wav(107K) sodofdie.mp3(107K) sodofdie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die."

sourgrmp.wav(188K) sourgrmp.mp3(188K) sourgrmp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Percy: "If you're not careful, all the children will dance about outside your window singing sour-puss and grumpy-face, and you wouldn't want that now would you?"

talkvgtb.wav(69K) talkvgtb.mp3(69K) talkvgtb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I would have bought one at the market."

tonsils.wav(97K) tonsils.mp3(97K) tonsils.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lord Flasheart: "She's got a tounge like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils."

wallets.wav(199K) wallets.mp3(199K) wallets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "Yep, but they have one great redeeming feature - their wallets. More capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on."

wit.wav(63K) wit.mp3(63K) wit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "This is a different thing. It's spontaneous and it's called 'wit'."

worst_m.wav(68K) worst_m.mp3(68K) worst_m.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Edmund: "This is the worst moment of my entire life."

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