All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
criminal.wav(118K) criminal.mp3(118K) criminal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Barney: "Well for my money he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know, the narrow chin, and the eyes close together, and slack jaw, prominate overbite"
elephant.wav(34K) elephant.mp3(34K) elephant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Barney: "You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would ya?"
guilt.wav(22K) guilt.mp3(22K) guilt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Barney: "Guilt's written all over him"
nip_it.wav(15K) nip_it.mp3(15K) nip_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Barney: "Nip it in the bud"
no.wav(40K) no.mp3(40K) no.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Barney: "Straight out, N - O , a flat no dice!"
candy_bar.wav(22K) candy_bar.mp3(22K) candy_bar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Opie: "Why can't I have a candy bar?"
blabbermouth.wav(45K) blabbermouth.mp3(45K) blabbermouth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Aunt Bea: "According to you the lord made two sexes, men and blabbermouths"
cuttin.wav(69K) cuttin.mp3(69K) cuttin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Andy: "Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good"
funin.wav(57K) funin.mp3(57K) funin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Barney: "Yeah, yeah, you were funnin', you're funny all right, you're a scream, you oughta get a job on one of those excursion boats"
gossiping.wav(106K) gossiping.mp3(106K) gossiping.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Emma: "I suppose you're not capable of gossiping"
Andy: "Oh, oh, I guess we're capable all right. But somehow or another it just doesn't come as natural to us as it does to you"
ernest.wav(29K) ernest.mp3(29K) ernest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ernest: "It's me, it's me, Ernest T"