Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


athiest.wav(42K) athiest.mp3(42K) athiest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Archie Bunker: "We didn't come out from under no rocks, we didn't have no tails, and we didn't come from monkees, you atheistic pinko meathead!"

abdirect.wav(30K) abdirect.mp3(30K) abdirect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What about you meathead, didn't I give you a direct order?"

abfunny.wav(32K) abfunny.mp3(32K) abfunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't try to be funny, will ya Meathead"

ablist.wav(31K) ablist.mp3(31K) ablist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, are you listening to me, Hey Meathead!"

abmarcus.wav(76K) abmarcus.mp3(76K) abmarcus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Archie: "Edith where are ya?"
Edith: "Is that you Archie?"
Archie: "No its Marcus Welby makin' a house call!"

abques.wav(40K) abques.mp3(40K) abques.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: " Can't you ask me an intelligent question?"
Mike: "I didn't wanna confuse you"

ablook.wav(63K) ablook.mp3(63K) ablook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well don't be lookin' at me. Nothin' I can do about it. Go on and go about your business"

abaggr.wav(35K) abaggr.mp3(35K) abaggr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I've learned to expect nuttin' but aggravation from you anyhow!"

abcause.wav(21K) abcause.mp3(21K) abcause.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's cause you're a Meathead"

abchick.wav(62K) abchick.mp3(62K) abchick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Archie: "Well ya know who I think you should call?"
Edith: "Who?"
Archie: "Chicken Delight Edith cause we ain't gonna get no supper outta you!""

abmask.wav(57K) abmask.mp3(57K) abmask.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Certainly all them surgeons are highway robbers. Why do you think they wear masks when they operate?"

abacon.wav(35K) abacon.mp3(35K) abacon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What happened to my eggs over easy and my crispy bacon?"

abgain.wav(59K) abgain.mp3(59K) abgain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a meathead"

abminds.wav(38K) abminds.mp3(38K) abminds.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized"

abturn.wav(45K) abturn.mp3(45K) abturn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The world keeps turning over, and every time it turns, it leans on me"

absay2.wav(32K) absay2.mp3(32K) absay2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: " I got a lot of things to say to you, you get right over here"

abtoot.wav(32K) abtoot.mp3(32K) abtoot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You better have it over here tootie sweet!"

ablude.wav(25K) ablude.mp3(25K) ablude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It's been a charmin' interlude"

abgoode.wav(42K) abgoode.mp3(42K) abgoode.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Good evening all, and a wonderful evening it's gonna be"

abding.wav(39K) abding.mp3(39K) abding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "DB Edith"
Edith: "DB?"
Archie: "Ding Bat"

abice.wav(63K) abice.mp3(63K) abice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Get me an ice bag, will ya"
Edith: "For your head?"
Archie: "No Edith, I wanna build an igloo"

abcer.wav(34K) abcer.mp3(34K) abcer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Where's my crunchy cereal with the animal cutouts?"

abworf.wav(32K) abworf.mp3(32K) abworf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ya got a very worfed sense of humor"

abpip.wav(21K) abpip.mp3(21K) abpip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're a pip, ya know that?"

abbees.wav(54K) abbees.mp3(54K) abbees.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Listen little girl, you just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah"

abstif.wav(30K) abstif.mp3(30K) abstif.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Edith will you stifle, WILL YOU STIFLE!"

abfix.wav(27K) abfix.mp3(27K) abfix.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "So why don't ya fix it Meadhead, hah?"

abdo.wav(38K) abdo.mp3(38K) abdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He's actually threatin' to do something around here"

absame.wav(56K) absame.mp3(56K) absame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "See these guys are all the same, they take one fall in an argument and they throw in the towel"

abcook.wav(33K) abcook.mp3(33K) abcook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook"

abcall.wav(90K) abcall.mp3(90K) abcall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now whadda call this, Edith?"
Edith: "That was a Christmas present"
Archie: "What fat head has spent any money on a thing like that?"
Edith: "From your mother"


abcome.wav(42K) abcome.mp3(42K) abcome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here we are, come and get it!"

abeer.wav(29K) abeer.mp3(29K) abeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here's your beer Archie"

ablooks.wav(83K) ablooks.mp3(83K) ablooks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well that's what it looks like I know, but how do you know that what you see, is all there is?"

absay.wav(28K) absay.mp3(28K) absay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, that's what they say"

abthrill.wav(31K) abthrill.mp3(31K) abthrill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That was so thrilling"

abthat.wav(20K) abthat.mp3(20K) abthat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I didn't say that"

abfind.wav(26K) abfind.mp3(26K) abfind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I can't find it"

abhowdo.wav(22K) abhowdo.mp3(22K) abhowdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "How do ya do!"


abtight.wav(40K) abtight.mp3(40K) abtight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

yelling: "How can you people say I'm uptight? Do I look uptight?"

abwords.wav(47K) abwords.mp3(47K) abwords.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ah, he's all right. Just a little indigestion, comes from eating his own words"

abmhead.wav(37K) abmhead.mp3(37K) abmhead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Meat head, that means dead from the neck up"

abshov.wav(31K) abshov.mp3(31K) abshov.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You sure are shoveling it tonight, Arch"

abpoint.wav(20K) abpoint.mp3(20K) abpoint.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Let's get to the point, hah?"

absense.wav(51K) absense.mp3(51K) absense.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ya know you are totally incomphrensible"
Archie: "Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense"


abgun.wav(98K) abgun.mp3(98K) abgun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "65 percent of the people murdered in the last 10 years were killed by hand guns"
Archie: "Would it make you feel any better little girl if they was pushed outta windows?"

abshare.wav(32K) abshare.mp3(32K) abshare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "So just this once, can't ya share a little, huh?"

Misc. Characters

abstroke.wav(35K) abstroke.mp3(35K) abstroke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Friend of Mike's - "Hey, what's happin' man?"
Archie: "I'm havin' a stroke"

abget.wav(34K) abget.mp3(34K) abget.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jefferson's brother - "Well, what you see is what you get"

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