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3rdtheme.wav(338kK) 3rdtheme.mp3(338kK)
: " 3rd Rock from the Sun Theme Song (without James Earl Jones)"
3rdthm2.wav(398kK) 3rdthm2.mp3(398kK)
: " 3rd Rock from the Sun Theme Song (with James Earl Jones)"
actnrmal.wav(59K) actnrmal.mp3(59K)
Dick: "Just act normal."
Mary: "I'd ask you to do the same but I'm afraid that ship has sailed."
all_that.wav(32K) all_that.mp3(32K)
Officer Don: "She thinks she is all that but she is not all that."
assfreez.wav(17K) assfreez.mp3(17K)
Officer Don: "Ass right there freeze hole!"
assgrass.wav(27K) assgrass.mp3(27K)
Dick: "Don't try to kiss up. Your ass is grass."
autopsy.wav(44K) autopsy.mp3(44K)
Sally: "Do you really want to be the subject of some alien autopsy show on theFox network?"
bagels.wav(71K) bagels.mp3(71K)
Harry: "Bagels... Bagels! We don't need no stinking bagels!"
be_hard.wav(28K) be_hard.mp3(28K)
Harry: "This sounds like it's gonna be hard."
befriend.wav(63K) befriend.mp3(63K)
Dick: "I find you pompous, judgemental and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?"
beholdme.wav(36K) beholdme.mp3(36K)
Dick: "Behold the glory that is me."
best_mth.wav(40K) best_mth.mp3(40K)
Mary: "This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!"
bite_ass.wav(29K) bite_ass.mp3(29K)
Mary: "Oh, I knew that would come back and bite me in the ass."
braville.wav(29K) braville.mp3(29K)
Tommy: "Tonight is my chance to get into Bra-ville."
buttrash.wav(12K) buttrash.mp3(12K)
Sally: "Shut up butt rash!"
call_idt.wav(15K) call_idt.mp3(15K)
Dick: "Call me an idiot!"
camping.wav(12K) camping.mp3(12K)
Dick: "We're going camping."
comingon.wav(13K) comingon.mp3(13K)
Harry: "Are you coming on to me?"
dazzled.wav(22K) dazzled.mp3(22K)
Harry: "Prepare to be dazzled."
down1.wav(15K) down1.mp3(15K)
Officer Don: "I guess I'm down with that."
down2.wav(15K) down2.mp3(15K)
Officer Don: "That I'm not down with."
eyesblwn.wav(32K) eyesblwn.mp3(32K)
Tommy: "Feels like my eyes have been blown wide open."
hdcookie.wav(32K) hdcookie.mp3(32K)
John Cleese: "You have the head of a cookie. I want to eat you."
headsuck.wav(44K) headsuck.mp3(44K)
Dick: "I'd like to drill holes in your head and suck all your thoughts out with a straw."
jobsucks.wav(40K) jobsucks.mp3(40K)
Mary: "I swear, sometimes this job just sucks the life out of me."
jollies.wav(50K) jollies.mp3(50K)
Harry: "Is that how you get your jollies you sick bastard?"
kissblck.wav(28K) kissblck.mp3(28K)
Nina: "You can kiss my black behind."
lookprec.wav(19K) lookprec.mp3(19K)
Dick: "I look absolutely precious."
loveprtz.wav(39K) loveprtz.mp3(39K)
Dick: "She's got me all tangled up in one big doughy love pretzel."
mcbitch.wav(37K) mcbitch.mp3(37K)
Dick: "I see you're getting ready for the arrival of Professor McBitch."
meathead.wav(15K) meathead.mp3(15K)
Tommy: "You are a meat head!"
mega_idt.wav(63K) mega_idt.mp3(63K)
Mary: "You're a big, fat, bumbling, oblivious, pepe-wearing, mega idiot!"
messedup1.wav(13K) messedup1.mp3(13K)
Nina: "That's messed up!"
messedwh.wav(25K) messedwh.mp3(25K)
Nina: "You are some messed-up white people."
ncethngs.wav(34K) ncethngs.mp3(34K)
Harry: "I guess I just can't have nice things."
orifice.wav(65K) orifice.mp3(65K)
Dick: "Apparently, being human involves more than just two arms, two legs and the occasional major orifice."
patrarch.wav(46K) patrarch.mp3(46K)
Dick: "Well, it's no cake walk being the dashing patriarch, but I deal withit."
physics.wav(30K) physics.mp3(30K)
Dick: "Guns don't kill people, physics kills people!"
ptofumes.wav(32K) ptofumes.mp3(32K)
Dick: "I see the mashed potatoe fumes have gone to your brain."
screwed.wav(15K) screwed.mp3(15K)
Dick: "I am so screwed."
snailmck.wav(49K) snailmck.mp3(49K)
Officer Don: "If this relationship were a snail, it would be mocked by the other, faster snails."
spnshfly.wav(26K) spnshfly.mp3(26K)
Dick: "Excuse me, do you carry Spanish Fly?"
talk_man.wav(21K) talk_man.mp3(21K)
Officer Don: "Now you're talking like a man!"
this_odd.wav(9K) this_odd.mp3(9K)
Harry: "This is odd."
trout_pb.wav(53K) trout_pb.mp3(53K)
Dick: "You got your trout in my peanut butter."
Harry: "Your peanut butter got on my trout."
twothumb.wav(23K) twothumb.mp3(23K)
Dick: "Two thumbs up... way up."
vaporlck.wav(44K) vaporlck.mp3(44K)
Sally: "You just pucker up, vapor lock onto your bosses butt and hold on."
weasel.wav(8K) weasel.mp3(8K)
Harry: "Weasel..."
carsales.wav(34kK) carsales.mp3(34kK)
Dick: "Be sure to listen to the car salesman. He's your friend and he's there to help."(69k)"
had_sex.wav(18kK) had_sex.mp3(18kK)
Dick: "I had sex again."
ribbed.wav(53kK) ribbed.mp3(53kK)
Dick: "Ribbed for her pleasure, but I turned them inside-out."
viper.wav(25kK) viper.mp3(25kK)
Sally: "Must have Viper..."
vlgrslut.wav(25kK) vlgrslut.mp3(25kK)
Dick: "Keep running you vulgar slut!"
bastards.wav(23kK) bastards.mp3(23kK)
Dick: "Oh yeah, some people are bastards."
utero.wav(45kK) utero.mp3(45kK)
Dick: "I won't have you poisoning her mind with your utero-centric propaganda."
daddy.wav(49kK) daddy.mp3(49kK)
Harry: "Who's you're daddy? Daddy loves you..."
eddie.wav(9kK) eddie.mp3(9kK)
Harry: "You're not Eddie."
el_nino.wav(29kK) el_nino.mp3(29kK)
Harry: "I'm betting it has something to do with El Nino."
gotkngfu.wav(22kK) gotkngfu.mp3(22kK)
Tommy & Dick: "Uh oh!" "She's got the kung fu!"
lgybabes.wav(76kK) lgybabes.mp3(76kK)
Tommy & Harry: "Holy cow! We weren't just dating leggy babes..." "We were dating leggy babes from beyond!"
paulmchl.wav(53kK) paulmchl.mp3(53kK)
Sally: "My name is no longer Sally. I now go by the name... Paul Mitchell."
snuclear.wav(19kK) snuclear.mp3(19kK)
Dick: "Does it rhyme with snuclear?"
advtruth.wav(68kK) advtruth.mp3(68kK)
Tommy: "If you believe in miracles, love at first sight and breakfast in bed, contact me for adventures in truth."
agndisap.wav(19kK) agndisap.mp3(19kK)
Harry: "Once again, I'm a little disappointed."
got_back.wav(20kK) got_back.mp3(20kK)
Dick: "Baby got back!"
largeswt.wav(27kK) largeswt.mp3(27kK)
Dick: "For a larger woman you hardly sweat at all."
lovin.wav(49kK) lovin.mp3(49kK)
Dick: "Hi, I'm Dick Solomon. I'm tight with the money, but never with the lovin'."
shooteye.wav(23kK) shooteye.mp3(23kK)
Sally: "Will someone please shoot me in the eye?"
reading.wav(35kK) reading.mp3(35kK)
Harry: "Well I don't mind reading, it's reading books that I hate."
btchktch.wav(66kK) btchktch.mp3(66kK)
Harry: "We're an interstellar squad of superior beings for godsakes! Now quit your bitchin' and get out of the kitchen!"
eenglesh.wav(15kK) eenglesh.mp3(15kK)
Sally: "No speeka de eengleesh."
footbutt.wav(35kK) footbutt.mp3(35kK)
Harry: "Your boss is a moron, put your foot in his butt!"
foul_mth.wav(25kK) foul_mth.mp3(25kK)
Dick: "You shut your foul mouth!"
looklkme.wav(45kK) looklkme.mp3(45kK)
Dick: "There's nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself, especially if you look like me."
lustrght.wav(39kK) lustrght.mp3(39kK)
Sally & Tommy: "Wait, lust is a deadly sin?" "It is if you do it right."
meritbdg.wav(28kK) meritbdg.mp3(28kK)
Harry: "Well the Big Giant Head's got to have a merit badge for that."
plp_ass.wav(38kK) plp_ass.mp3(38kK)
Sally: "I'm gonna have to plant a patent leather pump right in your ass."
vowel.wav(13kK) vowel.mp3(13kK)
Harry: "Would you like to buy a vowel?"
package.wav(27kK) package.mp3(27kK)
Dick: "You made a nice comment about the size of my package."
hndltrth.wav(45kK) hndltrth.mp3(45kK)
Dick: "You want the truth?! Well I can't handle the truth!"
bodyvhcl.wav(66kK) bodyvhcl.mp3(66kK)
Dick: "My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride."
crappy.wav(16kK) crappy.mp3(16kK)
Harry: "Well that looks pretty crappy."
fatloser.wav(30kK) fatloser.mp3(30kK)
Dick: "Hello. My name is Dick and I'm a fat loser."
womanfat.wav(81kK) womanfat.mp3(81kK)
Sally: "The only time a woman is allowed to get fat is when she's pregnant, but she can't even enjoy it cause she's barfing all the time and her boobs have turned into a restaurant."
call_gb.wav(27kK) call_gb.mp3(27kK)
Harry & Dick: "Who you gonna call Dick?!" "Ghostbusters!"
fnkyapls.wav(38kK) fnkyapls.mp3(38kK)
Harry: "Woah, you've been bobbing for some funky apples man."
humidor.wav(32kK) humidor.mp3(32kK)
Dick: "And to think, I had my hand in that man's humidor!"
whatjsdo.wav(18kK) whatjsdo.mp3(18kK)
Mary: "What did you just do?!"
earthbby.wav(16kK) earthbby.mp3(16kK)
Dick: "That's Earth baby!"
evilgens.wav(19kK) evilgens.mp3(19kK)
Dick: "You're an evil genius!"
messedup.wav(34kK) messedup.mp3(34kK)
Dick: "I'm all messed up inside mama..."
be_cool.wav(11kK) be_cool.mp3(11kK)
Harry: "That'll be cool."
bghead.wav(173kK) bghead.mp3(173kK)
Harry: "You have reached the transmitting signal for the Big Giant Head. All Big Giant circuits are busy right now. Please stay on the line... (singing) doo doo doo..."
crazylgs.wav(38kK) crazylgs.mp3(38kK)
Officer Don: "Ok, so she's crazy. But she's got legs up to her face."
notmyslf.wav(26kK) notmyslf.mp3(26kK)
Sally: "I'll call you when I'm not myself anymore."
prmspeak.wav(19kK) prmspeak.mp3(19kK)
Harry: "Permission to speak, High Commander..."
suchalie.wav(15kK) suchalie.mp3(15kK)
Dick: "That is such a lie!"
thankbgh.wav(86kK) thankbgh.mp3(86kK)
Harry: "Thank you for calling the Big Giant Head. We didn't make the Head, we make it Big and Giant."
willis.wav(15kK) willis.mp3(15kK)
Harry: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
connectr.wav(64kK) connectr.mp3(64kK)
Mary: "A man and a woman cannot connect intellectually without eventually connecting with their connectors."
devlcndy.wav(18kK) devlcndy.mp3(18kK)
Dick: "I'm the devil's candy!"
fightmud.wav(54kK) fightmud.mp3(54kK)
Dick: "I can't allow women to fight over me, not even if they're wearing bikinis in a big tub of mud!"
fthrvadr.wav(45kK) fthrvadr.mp3(45kK)
Sally: "Ooh, look at me, I'm so important. My father's Darth Vader."
hmmxfile.wav(51kK) hmmxfile.mp3(51kK)
Officer Don: "Hmmmm, X-Files. Never really got it."
implantd.wav(65kK) implantd.mp3(65kK)
Harry: "Oh, look at this. I bet they break the genetic code and realize Scully's been implanted by the Smoking Guy."
somebody.wav(32kK) somebody.mp3(32kK)
Dick: "Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody."
sucking.wav(19kK) sucking.mp3(19kK)
Tommy: "Boy is this sucking!"
comesens.wav(22kK) comesens.mp3(22kK)
Dick: "No, I will never come to my senses."
lookprnc.wav(24kK) lookprnc.mp3(24kK)
Sally: "Look at me dammit, I'm your little princess!"
noooo.wav(26kK) noooo.mp3(26kK)
Harry: "Nooooooooo!"
pretyman.wav(55kK) pretyman.mp3(55kK)
Harry: "Ok, but don't touch the face... cause I'm a pretty man."
talkhand.wav(14kK) talkhand.mp3(14kK)
Harry: "Talk to the hand."
bnchcrap.wav(16kK) bnchcrap.mp3(16kK)
Dick: "What a bunch of crap!"
getalong.wav(39kK) getalong.mp3(39kK)
Dick: "Why can't we all just not get along?"
hs_stunt.wav(30kK) hs_stunt.mp3(30kK)
Harry: "Harry Solomon, Hollywood Stuntman."
hs_usamb.wav(54kK) hs_usamb.mp3(54kK)
Harry: "Harry Solomon, United States Ambassador to Portugal."
powrtart.wav(24kK) powrtart.mp3(24kK)
Dick: "You strident, power-mad tart!"
thanksir.wav(23kK) thanksir.mp3(23kK)
Harry: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
blchalph.wav(52kK) blchalph.mp3(52kK)
Sally: "I could belch the alphabet and men with PHDs would be asking me to tutor their kids."
dth_mail.wav(22kK) dth_mail.mp3(22kK)
Tommy: "Death sent me an e-mail."
you_tram.wav(12kK) you_tram.mp3(12kK)
Dick: "You tramp!"
hey_baby.wav(11kK) hey_baby.mp3(11kK)
Dick: "Hey baby, what's shaking?"
needsfun.wav(13kK) needsfun.mp3(13kK)
Dick: "Who needs fun anyway..."
notwhped.wav(23kK) notwhped.mp3(23kK)
Dick: "Pudding whipped? I am not pudding whipped!"
pudding.wav(19kK) pudding.mp3(19kK)
Sally: "Yeah Dick, whipped like pudding."
scratch.wav(82kK) scratch.mp3(82kK)
Dick & Harry: "How about scratching?" "Outside the pants, manly." "Inside the pants?" "Too manly."
sis_mary.wav(92kK) sis_mary.mp3(92kK)
Dick & Sally: "I'm tired of feeling like a Catholic school boy always getting his knuckles rapped by the nun he's dating." "So what's Sister Mary Albright going to say about this?"
whipped.wav(19kK) whipped.mp3(19kK)
Tommy: "You are so whipped."
who_me.wav(15kK) who_me.mp3(15kK)
Harry: "Who, me? (belch)"
control.wav(39kK) control.mp3(39kK)
Mary: "Ok, that's it. You are officially out of control."
freedom.wav(57kK) freedom.mp3(57kK)
Dick: "They can take your legs, but they'll never take your freedom!"
wantmeat.wav(32kK) wantmeat.mp3(32kK)
Sally: "Come on boys, who wants meat?"
wussie.wav(27kK) wussie.mp3(27kK)
Sally: "I'm sorry. Was I asleep when you turned into a big wussie?"
aguavsta.wav(15kK) aguavsta.mp3(15kK)
Sally: "Agua la vista, baby."
freakshw.wav(21kK) freakshw.mp3(21kK)
Nina: "Oh, don't involve me in that freak show."
panties.wav(15kK) panties.mp3(15kK)
Dick: "I'm not wearing any panties."
pleasure.wav(72kK) pleasure.mp3(72kK)
Mary: "Finally, his eyes came to rest upon the lush, mossy valley from whence all pleasures sprang."
do_her.wav(29kK) do_her.mp3(29kK)
Dick: "It's like those sneaker ads say, 'Just do her.'"
magcfoot.wav(14kK) magcfoot.mp3(14kK)
Dick: "I have a magic foot!"
picknose.wav(44kK) picknose.mp3(44kK)
Dick: "Once again I find myself at the mercy of someone I wouldn't let pick my nose."
crock.wav(30kK) crock.mp3(30kK)
Dick: "Peace on Earth, good will toward men... What a crock!"
lalano.wav(23kK) lalano.mp3(23kK)
Dick: "Fa la la la la la la la no."
playrndr.wav(22kK) playrndr.mp3(22kK)
Dick: "I don't want to play any of their reindeer games."
stckstuf.wav(34kK) stckstuf.mp3(34kK)
Mary: "You better be nice to me if you want your stalking stuffed."
sucking2.wav(31kK) sucking2.mp3(31kK)
Sally: "How nice... The gift that keeps on sucking."
tufftnsl.wav(14kK) tufftnsl.mp3(14kK)
Dick: "Well tough tinsel!"
whowhat.wav(15kK) whowhat.mp3(15kK)
Dick: "It's time to who for what what?"
garlicy.wav(19kK) garlicy.mp3(19kK)
Harry: "Mmmmmmmmmm, garlicy."
phbbt.wav(10kK) phbbt.mp3(10kK)
Harry: "Harry sits on a whoopee cushion"
phbbt2.wav(34kK) phbbt2.mp3(34kK)
Harry: "Harry sits on a whoopee cushion and excuses himself."
bunywabt.wav(28kK) bunywabt.mp3(28kK)
Sally: "I know, he's my wittle bunny wabbit."
come_out.wav(28kK) come_out.mp3(28kK)
Dick: "Come out, come out!"
ohmygod.wav(24kK) ohmygod.mp3(24kK)
Dick: "Oh my god!"
ujackass.wav(42kK) ujackass.mp3(42kK)
Mary & Dick: "You jackass! Yeah, you jackass!"
whatwant1.wav(12kK) whatwant1.mp3(12kK)
Dick: "What do you want?"
bite_me.wav(8kK) bite_me.mp3(8kK)
Dick: "Bite me!"
highcmdr.wav(20kK) highcmdr.mp3(20kK)
Dick: "Well, I am the High Commander."
whatwant.wav(15kK) whatwant.mp3(15kK)
Dick: "Hello, what do you want?"
donthear.wav(30kK) donthear.mp3(30kK)
Harry: "Wow, that's something I don't hear very often."
eggburps.wav(43kK) eggburps.mp3(43kK)
Sally: "It tastes like a bad egg. You know, the kind that gives you the burps."
garbage.wav(28kK) garbage.mp3(28kK)
Officer Don: "You spend your life around garbage, you start to stink."
godbless.wav(18kK) godbless.mp3(18kK)
Dick: "God bless America!"
touchyou.wav(68kK) touchyou.mp3(68kK)
Dick: "Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can not touch you here or there. I can not touch you anywhere!"
bigangry.wav(24kK) bigangry.mp3(24kK)
Sally: "I'm a big, angry virgin and I'm happy about it."
blackfly.wav(27kK) blackfly.mp3(27kK)
Dick: "There's the black fly in your chardonay!"
more_sex.wav(18kK) more_sex.mp3(18kK)
Dick: "You've got to have more sex!"
red_hot.wav(20kK) red_hot.mp3(20kK)
Dick: "I am red freaking hot!"
gorgeous.wav(15kK) gorgeous.mp3(15kK)
Dick: "You're gorgeous!"
imgeorge.wav(23kK) imgeorge.mp3(23kK)
George Takei: "I'm George Takei dammit!"
ohmy.wav(21kK) ohmy.mp3(21kK)
George Takei: "Oh my!"
bury.wav(56kK) bury.mp3(56kK)
Sally: "Where do I bury my family after the burglers have pumped bullets into their skulls while you guys are strolling over."
abchggrs.wav(58kK) abchggrs.mp3(58kK)
Harry: "They're here! They're here! Albino brain chiggers! Cover your ears!"
asskickn.wav(66kK) asskickn.mp3(66kK)
Sally: "Now five percent is not gratitude mister. It's an invitation to an ass-kicking."
big_fool.wav(35kK) big_fool.mp3(35kK)
Mary: "You are the biggest fool I have ever known."
brschili.wav(57kK) brschili.mp3(57kK)
Sally: "My breasts feel like two hot steaming bowls of chili!"
crapfest.wav(47kK) crapfest.mp3(47kK)
Mary: "Once again, something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest."
da_bomb.wav(16kK) da_bomb.mp3(16kK)
Dick: "That would be 'Da Bomb'..."
dontplay.wav(16kK) dontplay.mp3(16kK)
Dick: "I don't want to play anymore!"
doobie.wav(51kK) doobie.mp3(51kK)
Dick: "Oooh, a doobie. Let's bogart that fat boy."
football.wav(32kK) football.mp3(32kK)
Dick: "Everywhere I turn, football, football, big fat shmootball."
gonnahrt.wav(31kK) gonnahrt.mp3(31kK)
Harry: "Ohh, that's gonna hurt."
headsoft.wav(26kK) headsoft.mp3(26kK)
Harry: "Squeeze my head, it's soft."
insult.wav(55kK) insult.mp3(55kK)
Mary: "To say that you behave childishly is an insult to children everywhere."