Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs

 






 

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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


3rdtheme.wav(338kK) 3rdtheme.mp3(338kK) 3rdtheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: " 3rd Rock from the Sun Theme Song (without James Earl Jones)"


3rdthm2.wav(398kK) 3rdthm2.mp3(398kK) 3rdthm2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: " 3rd Rock from the Sun Theme Song (with James Earl Jones)"


actnrmal.wav(59K) actnrmal.mp3(59K) actnrmal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Just act normal."
Mary: "I'd ask you to do the same but I'm afraid that ship has sailed."


all_that.wav(32K) all_that.mp3(32K) all_that.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "She thinks she is all that but she is not all that."


assfreez.wav(17K) assfreez.mp3(17K) assfreez.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "Ass right there freeze hole!"




assgrass.wav(27K) assgrass.mp3(27K) assgrass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Don't try to kiss up. Your ass is grass."


autopsy.wav(44K) autopsy.mp3(44K) autopsy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Do you really want to be the subject of some alien autopsy show on theFox network?"


bagels.wav(71K) bagels.mp3(71K) bagels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Bagels... Bagels! We don't need no stinking bagels!"


be_hard.wav(28K) be_hard.mp3(28K) be_hard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "This sounds like it's gonna be hard."


befriend.wav(63K) befriend.mp3(63K) befriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I find you pompous, judgemental and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?"


beholdme.wav(36K) beholdme.mp3(36K) beholdme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Behold the glory that is me."


best_mth.wav(40K) best_mth.mp3(40K) best_mth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!"


bite_ass.wav(29K) bite_ass.mp3(29K) bite_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "Oh, I knew that would come back and bite me in the ass."


braville.wav(29K) braville.mp3(29K) braville.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "Tonight is my chance to get into Bra-ville."


buttrash.wav(12K) buttrash.mp3(12K) buttrash.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Shut up butt rash!"


call_idt.wav(15K) call_idt.mp3(15K) call_idt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Call me an idiot!"


camping.wav(12K) camping.mp3(12K) camping.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "We're going camping."


comingon.wav(13K) comingon.mp3(13K) comingon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Are you coming on to me?"


dazzled.wav(22K) dazzled.mp3(22K) dazzled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Prepare to be dazzled."


down1.wav(15K) down1.mp3(15K) down1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "I guess I'm down with that."


down2.wav(15K) down2.mp3(15K) down2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "That I'm not down with."


eyesblwn.wav(32K) eyesblwn.mp3(32K) eyesblwn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "Feels like my eyes have been blown wide open."


hdcookie.wav(32K) hdcookie.mp3(32K) hdcookie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Cleese: "You have the head of a cookie. I want to eat you."


headsuck.wav(44K) headsuck.mp3(44K) headsuck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I'd like to drill holes in your head and suck all your thoughts out with a straw."


jobsucks.wav(40K) jobsucks.mp3(40K) jobsucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "I swear, sometimes this job just sucks the life out of me."


jollies.wav(50K) jollies.mp3(50K) jollies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Is that how you get your jollies you sick bastard?"


kissblck.wav(28K) kissblck.mp3(28K) kissblck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nina: "You can kiss my black behind."


lookprec.wav(19K) lookprec.mp3(19K) lookprec.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I look absolutely precious."


loveprtz.wav(39K) loveprtz.mp3(39K) loveprtz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "She's got me all tangled up in one big doughy love pretzel."


mcbitch.wav(37K) mcbitch.mp3(37K) mcbitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I see you're getting ready for the arrival of Professor McBitch."


meathead.wav(15K) meathead.mp3(15K) meathead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "You are a meat head!"


mega_idt.wav(63K) mega_idt.mp3(63K) mega_idt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "You're a big, fat, bumbling, oblivious, pepe-wearing, mega idiot!"


messedup1.wav(13K) messedup1.mp3(13K) messedup1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nina: "That's messed up!"


messedwh.wav(25K) messedwh.mp3(25K) messedwh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nina: "You are some messed-up white people."


ncethngs.wav(34K) ncethngs.mp3(34K) ncethngs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "I guess I just can't have nice things."


orifice.wav(65K) orifice.mp3(65K) orifice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Apparently, being human involves more than just two arms, two legs and the occasional major orifice."


patrarch.wav(46K) patrarch.mp3(46K) patrarch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Well, it's no cake walk being the dashing patriarch, but I deal withit."


physics.wav(30K) physics.mp3(30K) physics.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Guns don't kill people, physics kills people!"


ptofumes.wav(32K) ptofumes.mp3(32K) ptofumes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I see the mashed potatoe fumes have gone to your brain."


screwed.wav(15K) screwed.mp3(15K) screwed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I am so screwed."


snailmck.wav(49K) snailmck.mp3(49K) snailmck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "If this relationship were a snail, it would be mocked by the other, faster snails."


spnshfly.wav(26K) spnshfly.mp3(26K) spnshfly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Excuse me, do you carry Spanish Fly?"


talk_man.wav(21K) talk_man.mp3(21K) talk_man.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "Now you're talking like a man!"


this_odd.wav(9K) this_odd.mp3(9K) this_odd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "This is odd."


trout_pb.wav(53K) trout_pb.mp3(53K) trout_pb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You got your trout in my peanut butter."
Harry: "Your peanut butter got on my trout."


twothumb.wav(23K) twothumb.mp3(23K) twothumb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Two thumbs up... way up."


vaporlck.wav(44K) vaporlck.mp3(44K) vaporlck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "You just pucker up, vapor lock onto your bosses butt and hold on."


weasel.wav(8K) weasel.mp3(8K) weasel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Weasel..."


carsales.wav(34kK) carsales.mp3(34kK) carsales.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Be sure to listen to the car salesman. He's your friend and he's there to help."(69k)"


had_sex.wav(18kK) had_sex.mp3(18kK) had_sex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I had sex again."


ribbed.wav(53kK) ribbed.mp3(53kK) ribbed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Ribbed for her pleasure, but I turned them inside-out."


viper.wav(25kK) viper.mp3(25kK) viper.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Must have Viper..."


vlgrslut.wav(25kK) vlgrslut.mp3(25kK) vlgrslut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Keep running you vulgar slut!"


bastards.wav(23kK) bastards.mp3(23kK) bastards.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Oh yeah, some people are bastards."


utero.wav(45kK) utero.mp3(45kK) utero.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I won't have you poisoning her mind with your utero-centric propaganda."


daddy.wav(49kK) daddy.mp3(49kK) daddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Who's you're daddy? Daddy loves you..."


eddie.wav(9kK) eddie.mp3(9kK) eddie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "You're not Eddie."


el_nino.wav(29kK) el_nino.mp3(29kK) el_nino.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "I'm betting it has something to do with El Nino."


gotkngfu.wav(22kK) gotkngfu.mp3(22kK) gotkngfu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy & Dick: "Uh oh!" "She's got the kung fu!"


lgybabes.wav(76kK) lgybabes.mp3(76kK) lgybabes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy & Harry: "Holy cow! We weren't just dating leggy babes..." "We were dating leggy babes from beyond!"


paulmchl.wav(53kK) paulmchl.mp3(53kK) paulmchl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "My name is no longer Sally. I now go by the name... Paul Mitchell."


snuclear.wav(19kK) snuclear.mp3(19kK) snuclear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Does it rhyme with snuclear?"


advtruth.wav(68kK) advtruth.mp3(68kK) advtruth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "If you believe in miracles, love at first sight and breakfast in bed, contact me for adventures in truth."


agndisap.wav(19kK) agndisap.mp3(19kK) agndisap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Once again, I'm a little disappointed."


got_back.wav(20kK) got_back.mp3(20kK) got_back.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Baby got back!"


largeswt.wav(27kK) largeswt.mp3(27kK) largeswt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "For a larger woman you hardly sweat at all."


lovin.wav(49kK) lovin.mp3(49kK) lovin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Hi, I'm Dick Solomon. I'm tight with the money, but never with the lovin'."


shooteye.wav(23kK) shooteye.mp3(23kK) shooteye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Will someone please shoot me in the eye?"


reading.wav(35kK) reading.mp3(35kK) reading.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Well I don't mind reading, it's reading books that I hate."


btchktch.wav(66kK) btchktch.mp3(66kK) btchktch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "We're an interstellar squad of superior beings for godsakes! Now quit your bitchin' and get out of the kitchen!"


eenglesh.wav(15kK) eenglesh.mp3(15kK) eenglesh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "No speeka de eengleesh."


footbutt.wav(35kK) footbutt.mp3(35kK) footbutt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Your boss is a moron, put your foot in his butt!"


foul_mth.wav(25kK) foul_mth.mp3(25kK) foul_mth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You shut your foul mouth!"


looklkme.wav(45kK) looklkme.mp3(45kK) looklkme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "There's nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself, especially if you look like me."


lustrght.wav(39kK) lustrght.mp3(39kK) lustrght.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally & Tommy: "Wait, lust is a deadly sin?" "It is if you do it right."


meritbdg.wav(28kK) meritbdg.mp3(28kK) meritbdg.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Well the Big Giant Head's got to have a merit badge for that."


plp_ass.wav(38kK) plp_ass.mp3(38kK) plp_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "I'm gonna have to plant a patent leather pump right in your ass."


vowel.wav(13kK) vowel.mp3(13kK) vowel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Would you like to buy a vowel?"


package.wav(27kK) package.mp3(27kK) package.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You made a nice comment about the size of my package."


hndltrth.wav(45kK) hndltrth.mp3(45kK) hndltrth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You want the truth?! Well I can't handle the truth!"


bodyvhcl.wav(66kK) bodyvhcl.mp3(66kK) bodyvhcl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride."


crappy.wav(16kK) crappy.mp3(16kK) crappy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Well that looks pretty crappy."


fatloser.wav(30kK) fatloser.mp3(30kK) fatloser.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Hello. My name is Dick and I'm a fat loser."


womanfat.wav(81kK) womanfat.mp3(81kK) womanfat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "The only time a woman is allowed to get fat is when she's pregnant, but she can't even enjoy it cause she's barfing all the time and her boobs have turned into a restaurant."


call_gb.wav(27kK) call_gb.mp3(27kK) call_gb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry & Dick: "Who you gonna call Dick?!" "Ghostbusters!"


fnkyapls.wav(38kK) fnkyapls.mp3(38kK) fnkyapls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Woah, you've been bobbing for some funky apples man."


humidor.wav(32kK) humidor.mp3(32kK) humidor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "And to think, I had my hand in that man's humidor!"


whatjsdo.wav(18kK) whatjsdo.mp3(18kK) whatjsdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "What did you just do?!"


earthbby.wav(16kK) earthbby.mp3(16kK) earthbby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "That's Earth baby!"


evilgens.wav(19kK) evilgens.mp3(19kK) evilgens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You're an evil genius!"


messedup.wav(34kK) messedup.mp3(34kK) messedup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I'm all messed up inside mama..."


be_cool.wav(11kK) be_cool.mp3(11kK) be_cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "That'll be cool."


bghead.wav(173kK) bghead.mp3(173kK) bghead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "You have reached the transmitting signal for the Big Giant Head. All Big Giant circuits are busy right now. Please stay on the line... (singing) doo doo doo..."


crazylgs.wav(38kK) crazylgs.mp3(38kK) crazylgs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "Ok, so she's crazy. But she's got legs up to her face."


notmyslf.wav(26kK) notmyslf.mp3(26kK) notmyslf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "I'll call you when I'm not myself anymore."


prmspeak.wav(19kK) prmspeak.mp3(19kK) prmspeak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Permission to speak, High Commander..."


suchalie.wav(15kK) suchalie.mp3(15kK) suchalie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "That is such a lie!"


thankbgh.wav(86kK) thankbgh.mp3(86kK) thankbgh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Thank you for calling the Big Giant Head. We didn't make the Head, we make it Big and Giant."


willis.wav(15kK) willis.mp3(15kK) willis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"


connectr.wav(64kK) connectr.mp3(64kK) connectr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "A man and a woman cannot connect intellectually without eventually connecting with their connectors."


devlcndy.wav(18kK) devlcndy.mp3(18kK) devlcndy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I'm the devil's candy!"


fightmud.wav(54kK) fightmud.mp3(54kK) fightmud.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I can't allow women to fight over me, not even if they're wearing bikinis in a big tub of mud!"


fthrvadr.wav(45kK) fthrvadr.mp3(45kK) fthrvadr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Ooh, look at me, I'm so important. My father's Darth Vader."


hmmxfile.wav(51kK) hmmxfile.mp3(51kK) hmmxfile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "Hmmmm, X-Files. Never really got it."


implantd.wav(65kK) implantd.mp3(65kK) implantd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Oh, look at this. I bet they break the genetic code and realize Scully's been implanted by the Smoking Guy."


somebody.wav(32kK) somebody.mp3(32kK) somebody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody."


sucking.wav(19kK) sucking.mp3(19kK) sucking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "Boy is this sucking!"


comesens.wav(22kK) comesens.mp3(22kK) comesens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "No, I will never come to my senses."


lookprnc.wav(24kK) lookprnc.mp3(24kK) lookprnc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Look at me dammit, I'm your little princess!"


noooo.wav(26kK) noooo.mp3(26kK) noooo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Nooooooooo!"


pretyman.wav(55kK) pretyman.mp3(55kK) pretyman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Ok, but don't touch the face... cause I'm a pretty man."


talkhand.wav(14kK) talkhand.mp3(14kK) talkhand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Talk to the hand."


bnchcrap.wav(16kK) bnchcrap.mp3(16kK) bnchcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "What a bunch of crap!"


getalong.wav(39kK) getalong.mp3(39kK) getalong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Why can't we all just not get along?"


hs_stunt.wav(30kK) hs_stunt.mp3(30kK) hs_stunt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Harry Solomon, Hollywood Stuntman."


hs_usamb.wav(54kK) hs_usamb.mp3(54kK) hs_usamb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Harry Solomon, United States Ambassador to Portugal."


powrtart.wav(24kK) powrtart.mp3(24kK) powrtart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You strident, power-mad tart!"


thanksir.wav(23kK) thanksir.mp3(23kK) thanksir.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"


blchalph.wav(52kK) blchalph.mp3(52kK) blchalph.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "I could belch the alphabet and men with PHDs would be asking me to tutor their kids."


dth_mail.wav(22kK) dth_mail.mp3(22kK) dth_mail.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "Death sent me an e-mail."


you_tram.wav(12kK) you_tram.mp3(12kK) you_tram.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You tramp!"


hey_baby.wav(11kK) hey_baby.mp3(11kK) hey_baby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Hey baby, what's shaking?"


needsfun.wav(13kK) needsfun.mp3(13kK) needsfun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Who needs fun anyway..."


notwhped.wav(23kK) notwhped.mp3(23kK) notwhped.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Pudding whipped? I am not pudding whipped!"


pudding.wav(19kK) pudding.mp3(19kK) pudding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Yeah Dick, whipped like pudding."


scratch.wav(82kK) scratch.mp3(82kK) scratch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick & Harry: "How about scratching?" "Outside the pants, manly." "Inside the pants?" "Too manly."


sis_mary.wav(92kK) sis_mary.mp3(92kK) sis_mary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick & Sally: "I'm tired of feeling like a Catholic school boy always getting his knuckles rapped by the nun he's dating." "So what's Sister Mary Albright going to say about this?"


whipped.wav(19kK) whipped.mp3(19kK) whipped.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "You are so whipped."


who_me.wav(15kK) who_me.mp3(15kK) who_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Who, me? (belch)"


control.wav(39kK) control.mp3(39kK) control.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "Ok, that's it. You are officially out of control."


freedom.wav(57kK) freedom.mp3(57kK) freedom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "They can take your legs, but they'll never take your freedom!"


wantmeat.wav(32kK) wantmeat.mp3(32kK) wantmeat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Come on boys, who wants meat?"


wussie.wav(27kK) wussie.mp3(27kK) wussie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "I'm sorry. Was I asleep when you turned into a big wussie?"


aguavsta.wav(15kK) aguavsta.mp3(15kK) aguavsta.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Agua la vista, baby."


freakshw.wav(21kK) freakshw.mp3(21kK) freakshw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nina: "Oh, don't involve me in that freak show."


panties.wav(15kK) panties.mp3(15kK) panties.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I'm not wearing any panties."


pleasure.wav(72kK) pleasure.mp3(72kK) pleasure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "Finally, his eyes came to rest upon the lush, mossy valley from whence all pleasures sprang."


do_her.wav(29kK) do_her.mp3(29kK) do_her.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "It's like those sneaker ads say, 'Just do her.'"


magcfoot.wav(14kK) magcfoot.mp3(14kK) magcfoot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I have a magic foot!"


picknose.wav(44kK) picknose.mp3(44kK) picknose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Once again I find myself at the mercy of someone I wouldn't let pick my nose."


crock.wav(30kK) crock.mp3(30kK) crock.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Peace on Earth, good will toward men... What a crock!"


lalano.wav(23kK) lalano.mp3(23kK) lalano.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Fa la la la la la la la no."


playrndr.wav(22kK) playrndr.mp3(22kK) playrndr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I don't want to play any of their reindeer games."


stckstuf.wav(34kK) stckstuf.mp3(34kK) stckstuf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "You better be nice to me if you want your stalking stuffed."


sucking2.wav(31kK) sucking2.mp3(31kK) sucking2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "How nice... The gift that keeps on sucking."


tufftnsl.wav(14kK) tufftnsl.mp3(14kK) tufftnsl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Well tough tinsel!"


whowhat.wav(15kK) whowhat.mp3(15kK) whowhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "It's time to who for what what?"


garlicy.wav(19kK) garlicy.mp3(19kK) garlicy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Mmmmmmmmmm, garlicy."


phbbt.wav(10kK) phbbt.mp3(10kK) phbbt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Harry sits on a whoopee cushion"


phbbt2.wav(34kK) phbbt2.mp3(34kK) phbbt2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Harry sits on a whoopee cushion and excuses himself."


bunywabt.wav(28kK) bunywabt.mp3(28kK) bunywabt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "I know, he's my wittle bunny wabbit."


come_out.wav(28kK) come_out.mp3(28kK) come_out.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Come out, come out!"


ohmygod.wav(24kK) ohmygod.mp3(24kK) ohmygod.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Oh my god!"


ujackass.wav(42kK) ujackass.mp3(42kK) ujackass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary & Dick: "You jackass! Yeah, you jackass!"


whatwant1.wav(12kK) whatwant1.mp3(12kK) whatwant1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "What do you want?"


bite_me.wav(8kK) bite_me.mp3(8kK) bite_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Bite me!"


highcmdr.wav(20kK) highcmdr.mp3(20kK) highcmdr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Well, I am the High Commander."


whatwant.wav(15kK) whatwant.mp3(15kK) whatwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Hello, what do you want?"


donthear.wav(30kK) donthear.mp3(30kK) donthear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Wow, that's something I don't hear very often."


eggburps.wav(43kK) eggburps.mp3(43kK) eggburps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "It tastes like a bad egg. You know, the kind that gives you the burps."


garbage.wav(28kK) garbage.mp3(28kK) garbage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Don: "You spend your life around garbage, you start to stink."


godbless.wav(18kK) godbless.mp3(18kK) godbless.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "God bless America!"


touchyou.wav(68kK) touchyou.mp3(68kK) touchyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can not touch you here or there. I can not touch you anywhere!"


bigangry.wav(24kK) bigangry.mp3(24kK) bigangry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "I'm a big, angry virgin and I'm happy about it."


blackfly.wav(27kK) blackfly.mp3(27kK) blackfly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "There's the black fly in your chardonay!"


more_sex.wav(18kK) more_sex.mp3(18kK) more_sex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You've got to have more sex!"


red_hot.wav(20kK) red_hot.mp3(20kK) red_hot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I am red freaking hot!"


gorgeous.wav(15kK) gorgeous.mp3(15kK) gorgeous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "You're gorgeous!"


imgeorge.wav(23kK) imgeorge.mp3(23kK) imgeorge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George Takei: "I'm George Takei dammit!"


ohmy.wav(21kK) ohmy.mp3(21kK) ohmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George Takei: "Oh my!"


bury.wav(56kK) bury.mp3(56kK) bury.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Where do I bury my family after the burglers have pumped bullets into their skulls while you guys are strolling over."


abchggrs.wav(58kK) abchggrs.mp3(58kK) abchggrs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "They're here! They're here! Albino brain chiggers! Cover your ears!"


asskickn.wav(66kK) asskickn.mp3(66kK) asskickn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "Now five percent is not gratitude mister. It's an invitation to an ass-kicking."


big_fool.wav(35kK) big_fool.mp3(35kK) big_fool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "You are the biggest fool I have ever known."


brschili.wav(57kK) brschili.mp3(57kK) brschili.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sally: "My breasts feel like two hot steaming bowls of chili!"


crapfest.wav(47kK) crapfest.mp3(47kK) crapfest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "Once again, something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest."


da_bomb.wav(16kK) da_bomb.mp3(16kK) da_bomb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "That would be 'Da Bomb'..."


dontplay.wav(16kK) dontplay.mp3(16kK) dontplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "I don't want to play anymore!"


doobie.wav(51kK) doobie.mp3(51kK) doobie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Oooh, a doobie. Let's bogart that fat boy."


football.wav(32kK) football.mp3(32kK) football.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dick: "Everywhere I turn, football, football, big fat shmootball."


gonnahrt.wav(31kK) gonnahrt.mp3(31kK) gonnahrt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Ohh, that's gonna hurt."


headsoft.wav(26kK) headsoft.mp3(26kK) headsoft.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Squeeze my head, it's soft."


insult.wav(55kK) insult.mp3(55kK) insult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mary: "To say that you behave childishly is an insult to children everywhere."

 
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