All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
espresso.wav(53K) espresso.mp3(53K) espresso.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Blind Man (Gene Hackman): "Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso."
hump.wav(73K) hump.mp3(73K) hump.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder): "You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump."
Igor (Marty Feldman): "What hump?"
the-ritz.wav(100K) the-ritz.mp3(100K) the-ritz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein and The Monster (Peter Boyle): "(They sing the first verse of "Puttin' on The Ritz".)"
whol-ritz.wav(4880K) whol-ritz.mp3(4880K) whol-ritz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein and The Monster: "(They sing the whole song "Puttin' on The Ritz".)"
alive.wav(84K) alive.mp3(84K) alive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Alive... It's alive!..... IT'S ALIVE!!"
allalike.wav(115K) allalike.mp3(115K) allalike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn): "You men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys. To boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shut! Oh, I think I love him...."
boyfrnd.wav(96K) boyfrnd.mp3(96K) boyfrnd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein: "And so you and Victor were..."
Frau Bleucher (Cloris Leachman): "Yes! Yes! Say it! He vas my BOYFRIEND!"
couldwrk.wav(85K) couldwrk.mp3(85K) couldwrk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein: "It...... could ...... WORK!"
goodnite.wav(73K) goodnite.mp3(73K) goodnite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Frau Bleucher: "Good night, Herr Doctor." "
Dr. Frankenstein: "Goodnight, Frau Bleucher (horses whinney)"
knockers.wav(95K) knockers.mp3(95K) knockers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein: "(Sound of giant door knockers) What Knockers!""
Assistant: "(embarressed) Oh.... thank you, Doctor."
thebags.wav(59K) thebags.mp3(59K) thebags.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Igor... would you give me a hand with the bags?"
Igor: "(immitating Groucho Marx) Why certainly. You take the blond and I'll take the one in the turban."
working.wav(56K) working.mp3(56K) working.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Frankenstein: "I thought I told you never to interrupt me when I'm WORKING!"