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7sins.wav(131K) 7sins.mp3(131K) 7sins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
William: "Seven deadly sins: gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, pride, lust, and envy."
agree.wav(98K) agree.mp3(98K) agree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
William: "Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for'. I agree with the second part"
insane.wav(181K) insane.mp3(181K) insane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
David: "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns & Ammo, masturbating, in your own feces...do you just stop and go, 'WOW! It is amazing how bleeping crazy I really am'."
panties.wav(122K) panties.mp3(122K) panties.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
William: "It's dimissive to call him a lunatic. Don't make that mistake."
David: "Oh come on, he's insane. Look, right now he's probably dancing around in his...in his...in his grandma's panties. Yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."
yoda.wav(114K) yoda.mp3(114K) yoda.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "William: "This guys methodical, exacting, and worst of all patient."
David: "He's a nutbag. Just because the bleeper's got a library card, doesn't make him yoda."