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mycd.wav(89K) mycd.mp3(89K) mycd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Detective Inspector Lee, HKPD (Jackie Chan): "I wish they all could... Hey, hey, hey, hey. That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD."


messin.wav(80K) messin.mp3(80K) messin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker): "Don't be messin' with me Lee. I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it man, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangcock."


blendin.wav(58K) blendin.mp3(58K) blendin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in."
Carter: "What do you mean blend in? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here."


whatdidisay.wav(382K) whatdidisay.mp3(382K) whatdidisay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "(Speaks Chinese.) Okay, liston up! (More Chinese.) Right now! What did I just say?"
Lee: "You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords and shave your butt."
Carter: "I said that?"
Lee: "Yes."


wanttodie.wav(27K) wanttodie.mp3(27K) wanttodie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Lord Jesus, I don't want to die!"




dontworry.wav(112K) dontworry.mp3(112K) dontworry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "Don't worry, Chinese bamboo is wery strong."
Carter: "You sure man?"
Lee: "I'm sure."


anygirl.wav(551K) anygirl.mp3(551K) anygirl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Heaven on Earth Hostess (Lucy Lin): "You pick any girl for you and your friend."
Carter: "Any girl?"
Heaven on Earth Hostess: "Any girl."
Carter: "Okay, I don't know where to start. I'll take that one right there. She got to come."
Heaven on Earth Hostess: "Oh yes, she is very nice."
Carter: "She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck, and I need a little bit more massage. So, I'm going to take her in the pink too."
Heaven on Earth Hostess: "Oh yes."
Carter: "And let me get her. And let me have her. Can I... can I get here too? And her over there right there. She good with feet?"
Heaven on Earth Hostess: "Oh yes."
Lee: "What are you doing?"
Carter: "She said I could have any girl I want in here man. Calm down. Wait a minute."
Lee: "Well, hurry up."
Carter: "Man, what's wrong with you? You don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line. Calm down."
Heaven on Earth Hostess: "Your friend have big appetite. Please, follow her upstairs into the quiet room."
Carter: "It ain't going to be no quiet room no more."


slapyou.wav(310K) slapyou.mp3(310K) slapyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Follow that car! Hey, follow that limo, this is a chase. Okay, whereever it goes, you go. You're not moving. This is the opposite of chasing."
Carter's Cab Driver (William Tuen): "(Speaks Chinese)"
Carter: "What?"
Carter's Cab Driver: "(Speaks Chinese)"
Carter: "I will slap you if you don't move this car."
Carter's Cab Driver: "(Speaks Chinese)"
Carter: "I'm gonna slap you."
Carter's Cab Driver: "(Speaks Chinese)"
Carter: "I'm gonna slap you."
Carter's Cab Driver: "(Speaks Chinese)"
Carter: "Alright. okay, look. here. You understand that? (He hands the driver a wad of cash.)"
Carter's Cab Driver: "Now you're speaking my language."


youwhoyu.wav(155K) youwhoyu.mp3(155K) youwhoyu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "Carter!"
Carter: "Who died Lee?"
Lee: "You."
Carter: "Detective Yu?"
Lee: "Not Yu, you!"
Carter: "Who?"
Lee: "You."
Carter: "Who?"
Lee: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
Carter: "Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth man."


thewords.wav(61K) thewords.mp3(61K) thewords.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
Carter: "Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth man."


whoopin.wav(150K) whoopin.mp3(150K) whoopin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Hey lady what are you donig? Get down, I'm LAPD. (He gets kicked in the face by Hu Li.) Did you just kick me? You must be out of your mind. You want some of me? I'll give you a LAPD ass whoopin'!"


cool.wav(143K) cool.mp3(143K) cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Let me tell you something about black people. When stuff goes down, we keep our cool."
Lee: "Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic."
Carter: "Yeah right, when Godzilla's coming. ya'll be trippin'. I seen the movie. You be Gaiyuka Gaiyuka!"


whining.wav(127K) whining.mp3(127K) whining.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "Stop your whining Carter."
Carter: "Oh, what you going to do if I don't stop, huh? I will slap the hell out of you right now Lee."
Lee: "Yeah?"
Carter: "Yeah!"
Lee: "I'll bitch slap you back to Africa."
Carter: "Oh, you will?"
Lee: "yeah."
Carter: "Well, come on. Let me see that."


killus.wav(199K) killus.mp3(199K) killus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Ain't no use man. Just tell me how the Triads are going to kill us."
Lee: "They will torture us for three days."
Carter: "I can handle that."
Lee: "They'll cut our eggrolls."
Carter: "They'll cut our eggrolls! Hell no! Let's get the hell out of here. Come on man. Don't give up."


biteit.wav(145K) biteit.mp3(145K) biteit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "That's it. Bite that thing. Bite it! Bite it like a little monkey. Go on, bite it! There you go, yank it. Use them tiger teeth. Grrr! Grab it, pull on it! You almost got it. That's it, raaarrr!"


mackout.wav(124K) mackout.mp3(124K) mackout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Wait a second man."
Lee: "What?"
Carter: "We can't go in there like this."
Lee: "Why?"
Carter: "We got to look fly."
Lee: "What's mean fly?"
Carter: "We got to mack out man. We can't go in there like this."
Lee: "What does it mean, mack out?"
Carter: "Follow me my Asian brother. I'll show you."


versace.wav(695K) versace.mp3(695K) versace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Versace Salesman (Jeremy Piven): "It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pithe helmet, and want's to spank... Hold on, I'll be with you in a bit. Hi' nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen?"
Carter: "Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner here something from the kids department."
Versace Salesman: "Okay, would you partner like to be wraped in silk as well? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike."
Carter: "No, wain a minute, no. This isn't no couple thing man. We're police officers. We're working a very dangerous case, and we need sowe clothes."
Lee: "Yes, there are a lot of men chasing us."
Versace Salesman: "As well they should be. You have nothing to worry about. Okay, because I'm going to turn you two into the bell of the ball."
Lee: "Thank you."
Versace Salesman: "Absolutely. Let's start with you. Shant we? You got the mocha china face, wonderful skin, and the big broad shoulders, okay. Let's put a dead animal on you; Croc skin, buttercream, buttercream, croc skin, buttercream. What size is the waste? Let's go in. I want..."
Carter: "Hey! watch it sweetness."
Versace Salesman: "He's got some fire to him."
Carter: "Honeycup!"
Versace Salesman: "I like that."
Carter: "Go get the clothes."
Versace Salesman: "Okay, I'm going to..."
Carter: "Hurry up!"
Versace Salesman: "I'll pull some items. Ooh jees' Lil Kim. I'll be back."
Carter: "Did you see that?"
Lee: "He likes you."
Carter: "I'm not shopping with you no more."


chasingus.wav(33K) chasingus.mp3(33K) chasingus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "Yes, there are a lot of men chasing us."
Versace Salesman: "As well they should be."


chips.wav(454K) chips.mp3(454K) chips.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "What's this?"
Red Dragon Box Man (Saul Rubinek): "$500 chips sir."
Carter: "You gave me $500 chips because I'm black?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "Uh, no sir, I din not. I just assumed that..."
Carter: "You assumed that a brother coming in here, coul only afford $500 a roll. Is that it?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "Uh, no I didn't think that at all sir."
Carter: "You a racist?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "No I'm not sir"
Carter: "Then, how come everybody around the table has got $1000 chips, and the black man got a nickle huh?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "I don't know I'm sorry..."
Carter: "How did that happen?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "It just happened."
Carter: "It just happened, did it?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "I'm sorry, it's my fault."
Carter: "Oh, this is just crazy isn't it. Do you think that my people suffered 362 years of slavery, so you can send us back to the cotton fields with $500 chips?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "No."
Carter: "Do I look like Chicken George to you?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "You do not."
Carter: "What the hell is that?"
Red Dragon Box Man: "I have no idea."
Red Dragon Pit Boss (Gianni Russo): "Sir."
Carter: "Huh?"
Red Dragon Pit Boss: "I think you should calm down."
Carter: "I think you should go over there and count something. Gimmie my chips! Man, I want $1000 chips!"


lionelriche.wav(81K) lionelriche.mp3(81K) lionelriche.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "How come ain't no black people performing in this hotel? We ain't good enough for you people?"
Red Dragon Pit Boss: "We got Lionel Riche performing here tonight."
Carter: "Lionel Riche ain't been black since the Commadores man."


ihaveadream.wav(121K) ihaveadream.mp3(121K) ihaveadream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "I have a dream, that white peaple, and black peaple, and even chinese people can gamble together without gitting different chips."


onmybutt.wav(34K) onmybutt.mp3(34K) onmybutt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again."


onthetable.wav(37K) onthetable.mp3(37K) onthetable.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Everything stays on the table. Don't nobody touch that table. You understand?"


jumped.wav(60K) jumped.mp3(60K) jumped.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Red Dragon Pit Boss: "These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier."
Carter: "Good, cause I don't want to be jumped by any of these rich white folks. Let's go."


bomb.wav(72K) bomb.mp3(72K) bomb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?"
Lee: "I did!"
Carter: "No you didn't!"
Lee: "I said mmmmmm!"
Carter: "What the hell is mmmmmm?"
Lee: "Mmmmm bomb!"


holdback.wav(120K) holdback.mp3(120K) holdback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "I'm not going to hold back on you this time just because you're a woman. I'm gonna pretend you're a man. A very beautiful man with a perfect body who I'd like to take to the movies."


benjamin.wav(42K) benjamin.mp3(42K) benjamin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Oh thank you Benjamin. (He kisses the wad of hundreds that saved his life.) Thank you."


goodcouple.wav(67K) goodcouple.mp3(67K) goodcouple.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "We could've been a good couple. We could've had something special, but you one crazy-ass bitch."


reign.wav(85K) reign.mp3(85K) reign.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Hey Ricky, how you doin'? Lee, I see you got everything under control. I'm gonna go downstairs and... bleepdamn, what happened to Reign?"


toofar.wav(44K) toofar.mp3(44K) toofar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Ah, hell no, he done went too far now Lee. Shoot his ass right now Lee. Shoot his ass!"


triggerback.wav(28K) triggerback.mp3(28K) triggerback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam!"


daddy.wav(140K) daddy.mp3(140K) daddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that. Shoot him Lee."
Ricky Tan (John Lone): "You can't do it, can you?"
Carter: "Yes hell you can Lee. Ain't nobody up here but us, man."
Ricky Tan: "Just as I thought."
Carter: "Go off on his ass man. He trying to punk you. Shoot him!"
Ricky Tan: "Go on!"
Carter: "If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something."


goodkick.wav(86K) goodkick.mp3(86K) goodkick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "Damn! good kick Lee."
Lee: "It was an accident."
Carter: "That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab."


scream.wav(36K) scream.mp3(36K) scream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carter: "(Semi coming towards him and he screams.)"


10000miles.wav(33K) 10000miles.mp3(33K) 10000miles.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lee: "I cannot believe that I flew 10,000 miles for this bleep."

The following wavs come from outtakes during the credits.


jackieokay.wav(28K) jackieokay.mp3(28K) jackieokay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bret Ratner: "Jackie you okay? You alright?"
Jackie Chan: "Jackie always okay."


gefilte.wav(482K) gefilte.mp3(482K) gefilte.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chris Tucker: "Is this the kosher meal?"
Flight Attendent: "Yes sir, thot's our kosher meal?"
Chris Tucker: "What's the name of it?"
: "Gefilte, gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "Gafilka fish. Locks and Bagles. This is my faverite. What's the name of this stuff?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "Gafilka fish. Oh, what's the name of this fish?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "Gafilka, gafilte. You know what this is? What is it?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "It's filte fish. Filte fish, you want some of my filte fish? You want any of this shi... Uh what's the name of this fish?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "(Laughs)"
: "Gefilte fish!"
Chris Tucker: "Gafilte Fish, alright. okay."
Bret Ratner: "Gefilte fish. I love this stuff."
Chris Tucker: "I really don't. You'll have black people all over the world eating this. Who eats locks and Bagles? I'll have sowe filte fish."


jackie.wav(139K) jackie.mp3(139K) jackie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chris Tucker: "We would love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that Jackie? Jackie, we'd like to see that. Now, Jackie we would love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that?"
Don Cheadle: "His name is Lee bleepdamnit!"
Chris Tucker: "Lee, we would love to see that. We would love to see that, wouldn't we Lee?"


garden.wav(263K) garden.mp3(263K) garden.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chris Tucker: "There's gotta be something you want."
Jackie Chan: "I always want to go to square Madison. I always want to go to square. Shhh. I always dreamed to square marden. I always want to gdamna ahhh blb blb blb... Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous. Every garden I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden! I always want to go to sq Madison..."


lotofmen.wav(199K) lotofmen.mp3(199K) lotofmen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jackie Chan: "There are a lot of men chasing us."
Jeremy Piven: "As well there should be. Cause you're a very good looking man. If I didn' have a girlfriend, I'd take a run at you. I'd put you in a bubble bath. I'd put some water wings on you, and I'd spank your little bottom. But liston, here's what we do guys. Easy, easy, lookit, you're giggling at me. I'll take you both home and just punish you. I need you. I need both of you."


cellphone.wav(434K) cellphone.mp3(434K) cellphone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chris Tucker: "You sly devil you, she kissed you. Didn't she? yeah, I like that. (Chris's cell phone rings.) Hold on."
Jackie Chan: "(Busting up.) Who's calling? Say hello to your dad."
Chris Tucker: "Hello? I,m filming man. I... Call me back at 7:00. I'm filming, I'm looking Jackie Chan dead in his eye. Call me back."
Jackie Chan: "Are you a professional? We are filming, you turn on your phone."
Chris Tucker: "No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan. No! They want to speak to you Jackie."
Jackie Chan: "Hello?"
Chris Tucker: "I'm sorry about this."
Jackie Chan: "We are filming right now. You sorry, you waste our film."
Chris Tucker: "Call me back later; 7:00."


damn.wav(61K) damn.mp3(61K) damn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chris Tucker: "Damn, he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3. (Everybody laughs.)"

 
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