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Sid (John Leguizmo): "Don't let them impale me please, I want to live!"

Manfred (Ray Romano): "Okay look, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth."
Sid: "That's right you loosers, you take one step and you're dead! (Sid throws a rock at the alleged sinhole.) You were bluffing huh?"
Manfred: "Yeah! Yeah, that was a bluff."
Rhinos (Cedric the Entertainer and Stephen Root): "Get 'em!"

Soto (Goran Visnjic): "Alert the troops. We attack at dawn."

Sid: "With my little stick and my highly evolved brain, (He pokes himself in the eye.) I shall creat fire."

Sid: "Any chance I could squeeze in there with you Manny old pal?"
Manfred: "Uh, isn't there someoneelse you can annoy: friends, family, poisonous reptiles?"
Sid: "Ah, my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should see what they did last year. I mean they woke up early and they ouietly tied my hands and feet, and they gagged me with a field mouse, and baracaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, went through water, so I'd loose their scent, and and and... Who needs them anyway?"

Manfred: "You're an embarrasment to nature. Do you know that?"

Sid: "This is cake. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm gonna die."

Sid: "Oh yeah, nice try bucktooth!"
Diego (Denis Leary): "You calling me a liar?"
Sid: "I didn't say that."
Diego: "You were thinking it."
Sid: "I don't like this cat. He reads minds."

Sid: "I mean it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet."
Manfred: "I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy."
Sid: "All right, you have fat hair. But, when you're ready to talk, I'm here."

Manfred: "Well, look who it is? Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?"

Manfred: "Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies."
Sid: "So?"
Manfred: "So, if he poops, where does it go?"
Sid: "Humans are disgusting."
Manfred: "Ok you, check for poop."
Sid: "Hey' why am I the poop checker?"
Manfred: "Because, returning the runt was your idea. Because, you're small and insignificant. And because, I'll pummel you if you don't!"
Sid: "Why else?"
Manfred: "Now Sid!"

Manfred: "Look at you, you're going to grow into a great predator. Huh, I don't think so. What do you got: a little patch of fur, no fangs, no claws, your folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?"

Manfred: "Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don,t know where it's been."
Sid: "Boy, fora second there, I actually thought you were going to eat me."
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."

Manfred: "Don't make me reach back there."
Sid: "Yeah well, he started it."
Manfred: "I don't care who started it. I'll finish it."

Manfred: "Sid, the tiger found a short cut."
Sid: "No thanks, I choose life."
Diego: "Then, I suggest you take the short cut."
Sid: "Are you threatening me?"
Diego: "MOve Sloth!"

Sid: "Captain, iceburg ahead."
Manfred: "Ahhhhhhh!"

Diego: "Whoa! Whoo! Yeah! Who's up for round two?"

Sid: "Come on, keep up with me."
Manfred: "I would if you were moving!"

Sid: "Wow, I wish I could jump like that."
Manfred: "Wish granted! (He kicks Sid over the crevice.)"
Sid: "Ahhh!"

Sid: "Manny, Manny, Manny, you okay? Come on, come on, say something, anything!"
Manfred: "(Mumbles something.)"
Sid: "What? What? I can't hear you."
Manfred: "You're standing on my trunk."
Sid: "Oh."
Manfred: "(Gasps for air.)"

Zeke (Jack Black): "(Laughing) I can,t wait to get my claws in that mammoth!"

Zeke: "First, I,m gonna slice it's hindquarters into sections. I'm gonna put the white meat in one pile and the dark in another."
Saber-Tooth Tiger (Either Diedrich Bader or Alan Tudyk): "He, knock it off, I'm starving."
Zeke: "Next the shoulders, occasionally tough, but extremely juicy."
Saber-Tooth Tiger: "I told you to knock it off."

Sid: "From now on, you'll have to refer to me as Sid Lord Of The Flame."
Manfred: "Hey Lord Of The Flame, your tail's on fire."

Sid: "Yeah, slalom, slalom baby!"

Sid: "Whoo-hoo!"

Sid: "Survival of the fittest!"

Sid: "Bye"
Diego: "Save your breath Sid, you know humans can't talk."

Manfred: "Well, welcome back partner. Want a lift?"
Diego: "No thanks, I'v got to save whatever dignity I'v got left."
Sid: "You're hanging out with us now. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. But, I'll take that lift."
Manfred: "Yeah, climb aboard."
Sid: "Pick me up buddy. Yee-ha! Mush! Or not mush, either way."

Sid: "I'm telling you, I'll show you all my favorite watering holes. You know, I turn brown when the fungus in my fur drys out."
Manfred: "It sounds very attractive."