All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
cat.wav(361K) cat.mp3(361K) cat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that bleep in my mouth."."
freddy.wav(130K) freddy.mp3(130K) freddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "This is our twentieth year coming out here to Hole in the Wall, and bleep me Freddy, here's to twenty more."
jcbananas.wav(54K) jcbananas.mp3(54K) jcbananas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Young Beaver (Reese Thomson): "jesos christ bananas!"
jcbananas.wav(81K) jcbananas.mp3(81K) jcbananas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "jesos christ bananas, Some bleeparow this is turning into."
buzzsaw.wav(211K) buzzsaw.mp3(211K) buzzsaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rick McCarthy (Eric Keenleyside): "(Burps)"
Beaver: "Bitch an a buzzsaw, I've heard some mighty burps in my time but, that's the blue ribbon baby."
woodchuck.wav(43K) woodchuck.mp3(43K) woodchuck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "What have you been eating, woodchuck turds?"
someair.wav(102K) someair.mp3(102K) someair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "bleep me Freddy, gimmie some air!"
Professor Gary "Jonsey" Jones (Damian Lewis): "We got any gas mosks handy? We need a biohazard team in here."
radiation.wav(144K) radiation.mp3(144K) radiation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "You don't suppose he got exposed to radiation do you? I saw that once in a movie; The guy endend up bald as Telly What's His bleep."
criminettlies.wav(37K) criminettlies.mp3(37K) criminettlies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
strangle.wav(157K) strangle.mp3(157K) strangle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pete: "I ought to warn you. We get up there, I'm gonna strangle this broad."
Dr. Henry "H" Devlin (Thomas Jane): "If I had to guess, I,d say she's already dead."
Pete: "I don't care; I'll strangle her anyway. She almost got us both killed."
freddy2.wav(35K) freddy2.mp3(35K) freddy2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "bleep me Freddy."
running.wav(101K) running.mp3(101K) running.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "Man, where are they all going?"
Jonsey: "It's not where there going that worries me, it's what there running away from."
jobba-nobba.wav(150K) jobba-nobba.mp3(150K) jobba-nobba.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "I'm telling you Jonsey, I don't like this."
Jonsey: "Me neither."
Beawer: "I don't like this at all. This is turning into a double bleeparow. A real jobba-nobba."
earthto.wav(78K) earthto.mp3(78K) earthto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Beaver: "Earth to Jonsey, come in Jonsey."
whatdo.wav(33K) whatdo.mp3(33K) whatdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jonsey: "What do you want?"
farts.wav(138K) farts.mp3(138K) farts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pete: "That's a good idea. catch a little shuteye. Save your energy for those horrendous farts!"
gottapee.wav(119K) gottapee.mp3(119K) gottapee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pete: "I should be singing his praises, not questioning what galaxy he's... I gotta pea."
waytogo.wav(153K) waytogo.mp3(153K) waytogo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Henry: "Jonsey, way to go motherbleeper! Here you came to save the day. Mighty Mouse is on the way!"
biitemy.wav(58K) biitemy.mp3(58K) biitemy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pete: "Motherbleeper tried to bite my dick off Jonsey."
gift.wav(66K) gift.mp3(66K) gift.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Gray: "My my, that is a gift."
buddy.wav(41K) buddy.mp3(41K) buddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Gray: "Shows over out there buddy."
polite.wav(77K) polite.mp3(77K) polite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Gray: "Think about letting me in. It's the polite thing to do."
bitemybag.wav(43K) bitemybag.mp3(43K) bitemybag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pete: "Bite my bag motherbleeper!"
mrgray.wav(93K) mrgray.mp3(93K) mrgray.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Douglas "Duddits" Cavell (Donnie Wahlberg): "Hello, Ister Gay."
oobyoobydoo.wav(127K) oobyoobydoo.mp3(127K) oobyoobydoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Duddits: "Ooby-Ooby-Doo, we got some work to do now."
goaway.wav(104K) goaway.mp3(104K) goaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Duddits: "Ister Gay, go away."
iduddits.wav(39K) iduddits.mp3(39K) iduddits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Duddits: "I Duddits!"