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Garland Greene: "One girl I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat"

Cyrus: "Ohhh nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the airplane."

Vince Larkin: "Description of Bedford"

Cyrus: "Make a move and the bunny gets it."

Vince Larkin: "The degree of a civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners. Dosechevtsky said that after doing a little time."
Duncan Malloy: "bleep You", Cyrus Gissom said that after putting a bullet in my agents brain."

Baby-O: "Pretty clever huh bitch?"
Cyrus: "No That's clever"

Cyrus: "Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."

Pinball: "You didn't really mean all that crackhead bleep did you?"
Cyrus: "Give me that gun. Oh, Yes I meant it."

Vince Larkin: "Cyrus the Virus description by Marshal Larkin."

Dea Dude: "I'm DEA do you know what that means? Yeah means your the crookedest nigger on this plane."

Vince Larkin: "Diamond Dog description by Marshal Larkin"

Vince Larkin: "If you can't trust a South American drug lord who can you trust. Huh?"

Pinball: "I don't know how to tell you this Cyrus but we are 3 white guys short, or as they say in ebonics. We be bleeped"

Swamp Thing: "No one on this aircraft gives a flying bleep... Get it? Flying bleep... Thank you, I'm here all week."

Cyrus: "And if you say a word of this over the radio the next wings you see will belong to the flys buzzing over your rotting corpse."

Cyrus: "Funny bleeper aren't ya"

Garland Greene: "He's a fount of misplaced rage. Name your cliche. Late night sneaky uncle. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain."

Baby-O: "Garland description by Baby-O"

Guard Falzon: "Open up... Oh man smells like someone bleep in your mouth."
Pinball: "He told me he loved me"

Cameron Poe: "Just stay right here and don't panic...."

Cyrus: "Can you fly Johnny?"
Johnny 23: "No."
Cyrus: "You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants you jump out of this plane."

Guard Falzon: "If you so much as pass gas in my directions... Your testicles will become my personal property."

Vince Larkin: "Cyrus is the poster child for the criminally insane."

Pinball: "Pinball introducing himself to Poe."

DEA: "Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This is bleeping spectacular."

Cameron Poe: "I can't allow that."
Johnny 23: "Do you know what I am?"
Cameron Poe: "Ugly all day."

Cyrus: "Welcome to Con Air."

Cameron Poe: "I said, Put the bunny back in the box"

Cameron Poe: "I was just admiring your cage, fits you pretty good."

Garland Green: "Define irony....bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Cameron Poe: "Sorry boss but there's only two men I trust. One of 'em is me, the others' not you."