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Bowfinger (Steve Martin): "Do you have any experience in motion pictures?"
Jiff (Eddie Murphy): "Well, yeah. Quite a bit actually. I have quite a bit of experience. I'm, uh, active, uh, renter at Blockbuster."

Bowfinger: "Would you be willing to cut your hair?"
Jiff: "Yes, but uh, it's usually better if somebody else does it."

Bowfinger: "Action!"
Jiff: "(Crossing traffic.) Hail to god! Hail to god!"

Bowfinger: "And ...action."

Jerry Renfro (Robert Downey, Jr.): "You bring me this script and Kit Ramsey, and you've got yourself a go picture."

Kit (Eddie Murphy): "Get my door just as fast as you get Tom Hanks'. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?"
Bowfinger: "Isn't there supposed to be a script delivery from Paramount?"
Kit: "I ain't expect no script from Paramount."
Bowfinger: "I mean Universal."
Kit: "Maybe so, come on."
Bowfinger: "Gotta have you sign."

Dave (Jamie Kennedy): "How you gonna make your movie with Kit Ramsey? He said no."
Bowfinger: "You don't think I thought about that? You don't think I worked that out?"

Kit: "Now get off the property."
Bowfinger: "(Screams while being thrown out of car.)"

Bowfinger: "We have our actors walk up to him and say their lines, and he's in our movie."

Kit: "Strange people are coming up to me on the street, and speaking some wierd white language that I can't decode!"

Carol (Christine Baranski): "You prefer alien love!"
Kit: "Alien love?! Why'd you say alien love?!"

Dave: "He's vanished. Gone."
Bowfinger: "There must be alot of guys that look like Kit. We'll round up some look alikes!"

Bowfinger: "We're working in a new style. We're working in, in, uh, Cinema Newvo."
Carol: "Cinema Newvo. Aaahhh."

Bowfinger: "It's all good. It's all good. It's uh, this script is butta."
Kit: "What?!"
Bowfinger: "Butta, butta. This stuff is butta. It's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's all good, it's uh, jiggy baby."
Kit: "Wait, wait, wait, hold on. How do you know it's all good and jiggy baby?"
Bowfinger: "Well I was reading it on the way over, I hope you don't mind."
Kit: "You read my script?!"
Bowfinger: "Yeah. And you know what I loved about this script? It's a twist on the usual. It's a science fiction which we know sells."
Kit: "Shut up."

Bowfinger: "Hey Jerry, how are you? Bobby Bowfinger, Bowfinger Films. We worked on that thing, you know, a couple of years ago?"
Jerry Renfro: "What thing?"

Daisy (Heather Graham): "Where do I pay? It's twenty-five dollars, right?"
Bowfinger: "Check?"
Daisy: "I have ID."
Bowfinger: "I'm sorry, maybe a less solid movie company could take a check, but we can only take cash."

Bowfinger: "A go picture! A go picture!"

Bowfinger: "Would you, uh, be willing to show your naked rear end in a movie?"
Jiff: "Yeah, I guess so. Yeah."

Bowfinger: "I wanna see you. We are finished. We are over."
Daisy: "How come?"
Bowfinger: "You had sex with Jiff."
Daisy: "So?"
Bowfinger: "Well I never thought of it that way."
Daisy: "I'll see you tonight?"
Bowfinger: "What time?"
Daisy: "Eight?"
Bowfinger: "Okay."

Carol: "I respect Kit's way of working. You know, the no rehearsal, the no contact of screen. But it's just so traditional to actually meet the person that your working with."

Kit, Afrim, Unknown Character: "(Kit accuses a guy of calling him a spear chucker and takes out a gun and starts shooting in his house. Hilarious scene.)"

Jiff: "Your doing great. Awsome!"

Daisy: "Is this where I go to be a star?"
Bowfinger: "This is where you go to sacrafice, learn your craft, and work hard."
Daisy: "Does that take more than a week? Cause I've given myself one week."
Bowfinger: "Alright, we'll take a chance. See what's up. See if you have "It." See if you have a special quality."

Unkown: "You say, "I adore meeting you, Cliff." Then you push the guy over the cliff."
Kit: "That's too much for the audience to have to think about. They have to know that the guy's name is Cliff, they have to know that he's on a cliff. That the Cliff and the cliff is the same. It's too sereabral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!"

Bowfinger: "It get's so tiring eating out, I thought we'd eat here."
Daisy: "I know the matre'd at The Ivy."
Bowfinger: "That's so trendy. Do you like vienna sausages?"
Daisy: "Yeah. Do you smell burning hair?"

Kit: "Look at this. Just for fun I scanned in the computer the scriptr just to see how many times the letter K appears in this script. The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's perfectly divisible by 3."
Afrim: "So what you sayin'."
Kit: "What am I sayin'?! KKK appears in this script 486 times!"

Bowfinger, Jiff: "(Bowfinger sends Jiff on an errand."