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Jack (Kurt Russel): "Yeah well you see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything. What I do know is it's an Amazing Planet we live on here."

Jack: "When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail"

Jack: "Wang, These guy's, these sing dings?"
Wang: "Chang Sing"
Jack: "They got enemies?"
Wang: "Wing Kong"
Jack: "Who wear red turbans... Holy Shit!"

Jack: "Ok, I'm going home, keep your money."

Jack: "While chan's character comes out of thin air in the middle of a bleepdamn alley while his buddies are flying around one wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light comin' outta his mouth"

Jack: "I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't want to hear act of god ok."

Jack: "Boy, it sure is raining cats and dogs."

Jack: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some unreasonable things."

Jack: "What is going on?"
Wang: "The Truth?"
Jack: "I can take it"
Wang: "We don't know."

Jack: "What you? I don't get this at all. I thought most..."
Wang: "Shut up Mr Burton, you are not brought upon this world to get it."

Jack: "Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first huh?"

Jack: "Jack What? I'm supposed to buy this bleep. 2000 years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill. Come on Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong."

Jack: "Hey You, come on over here and fight like a man."

Jack: "Stop rubbing your body up against me because I can't concentrate when you're doing that."

Jack: "Any of em savy English?"

Wang: "You will come out no more"
Jack: "What? huh? What'll come out no more?"

Jack: "What's this supposed to be a magic potion?"
: "Yeah."
: "What're we supposed to do, drink it?"
: "Yeah"
Jack: "Good, I though so."

Jack: "Oh my god no, please what is that? Don't tell me. (He kills it.) Hey, you never know 'till you try"

Girl: "You have a gun, I hope?"
Jack: "I have a knife"
Girl: "A knife, that guy's 12 feet tall."
Jack: "7. Hey, don't worry about it. I can handle it. I took something."

Jack Burton: "It's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: "Son of a bitch must pay."

Jack Burton: "Aw come on! What the hell??"

Lo Pan: "Now this really pisses me off to no end."

Egg: "Cheers!"
Jack: "And this does what again exactly?"
Egg: "give buzz.....oooohhhh good!"

Thunder: "Pray your cards right....you live to talk about it."

Jack: "Hey, don't worry. I can handle it, I took something. I can see things no else can see. Why are you dressed like that?"

Lo Pan: "And when I find her, I will marry her..."
Wang: "NEVER!"
Lo Pan: "..and Shing Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted."
Jack: "And go off to rule the world from beyond the grave."
Lo Pan: "INDEED!"
Jack: "Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first huh?"