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Austin: "This sort of thing ain't my bag baby."

Austin: "Oh behave!...*laughing*....yeah...yeah baby!"

Austin: "That's Dr. Evil's cat."
Vanessa: "How can you tell?"
Austin: "I never forget a pussy.......cat."

Austin: "Austin Powers. Danger's my middle name."

Dr. Evil: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!"
No.2: "Ahem...Well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!"
Dr. Evil: "Really?"
No.2: "Mm-hmm."
Dr. Evil: "That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!"

Austin: "I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For bleeps and giggles!"

Austin: "Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?"

Vanessa: "I would never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you."
Austin: "What's your point, Vanessa?"