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Reggie (Eddie Murphy): "Hey, where's my James Brown tape? The bleep ain't in here... oh. Everybody's trying to keep me and James in prison."

Jack (Nick Nolte): "They're going to put me in jail."
Reggie: "oh, you're in trouble the law this time. Good! Good! As bad as I feel about you keeping my money, that bleep almost makes me feel better. Now I'm sure I don't want to go with you."

Reggie: "What's wrong, your arm hurt?"
Jack (Nick Nolte): "Yeah, thanks to your friend."
Reggie: "Hurt bad?"
Jack: "Yeah."
Reggie: "Good."

Reggie: "Where is it?"
Jack: "This is the new car."
Reggie: "this looks like the same piece of bleep skyblue Cadillac you had before."
Jack: "will its the same year, model, color, everything's the same. That's the way I like it. I get attached to things Reggie."

Jack: "Ah hell, I don't want to talk about this bleep."
Reggie: "Well good, keep it all balled up like a knot."

Reggie: "man, how leave my car out here all these years? Why didn't you put in in a bleeping garage? Look at that dirt all over it. What if someone stole it?"
Jack: "here, I had a lock put on it. Here, you just push this blue button."
Reggie: "You have no appreciation whatsoever for what's hype. That's what it is. You don't know that that car is fly. Do you know how much pussy I got because of that car? (he disarms the alarma and the car explodes.)"

Reggie: "They blew up my car. They blew up my car. They blew up my car."
Jack: "It's a damn shame."
Reggie: "They blew up my bleepdamn car and all you got to say is it's a shame?"
Jack: "No car, no money, you having a bad day."
Reggie: "that's it, I'm through with you man. I'm calling some of my bleeping homies, I'm getting a loan, and I'm stepping the bleep off."

Reggie: "Hey are you giving that guy a ticket? Good, he hates cops."
Cop: "He does huh?"
Reggie: "Yeah, I road down here with him. he told me the cops ain't bleep and that y'all were just pussy's that hide behind your badges. and he also said that he was going to park this car here, he don't care if it's a no parking zone, and if I see a cop tell the cop to kiss his ass, so kiss his ass."

Reggie: "Hey, Willie Biggs, Reggie Hammond. Hello hello? Black motherbleeper!"

Jack: "how the hell do you remember wears this girl works after seven years in prison?"
Reggie: "Jack, after seven years in prison you remember every story about pussy you ever heard. Trust me."

Reggie: "Bye Jack... bleep you Jack."

Reggie: "(he fires a gun into the air.) Alright, knock this bleep off! I have been having a very bad day: I just got out of jail this morning; Already I have been shot at; I was a buss that flipped over 17 times; A bitch just tried to stab me in the bathroom; and somebody blue up my Porsche. I am in a bad bleepdamn mood! Now, I usually don't jump in when somebody is getting beat down, but this man Jack Cates is going to help me straighten out the rest of my day. Now, I suggest that y'all just back off and let us go about our business."
man in the bar: "Because you got a gun?"
Reggie: "No, because I get a gun and I'll pop a cap In your ass."