All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
amerpie01.wav(21K) amerpie01.mp3(21K) amerpie01.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Uh, my date's a flute toting band dork. Does that answer your question?"
amerpie02.wav(7K) amerpie02.mp3(7K) amerpie02.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "God bless the Internet."
amerpie03.wav(12K) amerpie03.mp3(12K) amerpie03.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!"
amerpie04.wav(20K) amerpie04.mp3(20K) amerpie04.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sex. It's always about sex."
amerpie05.wav(15K) amerpie05.mp3(15K) amerpie05.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Like warm apple pie."
amerpie06.wav(11K) amerpie06.mp3(11K) amerpie06.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And one time, at band camp."
amerpie07.wav(50K) amerpie07.mp3(50K) amerpie07.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, no, no, no."
: "Oh, nice collection there, Jim."
: "She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna... She's getting comfortable! She's not gonna leave!"
: "She reads the articles."
amerpie08.wav(13K) amerpie08.mp3(13K) amerpie08.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex."
amerpie09.wav(38K) amerpie09.mp3(38K) amerpie09.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady."
amerpie10.wav(36K) amerpie10.mp3(36K) amerpie10.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This place is an untapped resource. I mean, check it out! These vocal jazz girls are hot!"