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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
alright1.wav(42K) alright1.mp3(42K)
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey): "Alrighty then!"
alright2.wav(98K) alright2.mp3(98K)
Ace: "Ahhhhh yah yah yah yah yah yalrighty then!"
ass_you.wav(80K) ass_you.mp3(80K)
Ace's Butt: "Excuse me. I'd like to ass you a few questions."
baby.wav(109K) baby.mp3(109K)
Ace: "(Ace talks in baby talk to a poodle.)"
come_to.wav(42K) come_to.mp3(42K)
Ace: "Come to me jungle friends."
cptnwink.wav(23K) cptnwink.mp3(23K)
Ace: "He found Captain Winky."
do_not.wav(83K) do_not.mp3(83K)
Ace: "Do not go in there! Whooooo!"
doctor.wav(38K) doctor.mp3(38K)
Ace: "For God's sake, I'm a doctor not a poolman."
finkle.wav(62K) finkle.mp3(62K)
Ace: "Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle, (Gunshot) and a clean pair of shorts."
laughter.wav(30K) laughter.mp3(30K)
Ace: "(Look at the title. That is what it is.)"
likaglv.wav(22K) likaglv.mp3(22K)
Ace: "Llllike a glove!"
loser.wav(66K) loser.mp3(66K)
Ace: "Lihoo hisser (loser)."
party.wav(35K) party.mp3(35K)
Ace: "Lovely party. Pitty I wasn't invited."
power.wav(44K) power.mp3(44K)
Ace: "I just can't do it captain. I just don't have the power."
rubbergl.wav(42K) rubbergl.mp3(42K)
Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly genttle."
stardate.wav(292K) stardate.mp3(292K)
Ace: "Captains log, stardate 23.9 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total anialation. So far, no signs of apparent life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've got to mister"
still911.wav(69K) still911.mp3(69K)
Ace: "Hey. Maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 911? Alrighty then!"
testicle.wav(33K) testicle.mp3(33K)
Ace: "Holy Testicle Tuesday!"
um_sure.wav(49K) um_sure.mp3(49K)
Ace: "Gee, let me think. Um sure. (sound of zipper)"
yummy.wav(19K) yummy.mp3(19K)
Ace: "Yummy!"